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𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 • @Seahawks • @Lakers • @ZagMBB

Joined September 2023
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I am sorry if this comes off as desperate. I am short, lonely, broke incel who is exhausted after years of food service. Instead of donating to corrupt charities, instead of donating to politicians who buy mansions with your money, donate to someone who truly needs it. I want to experience the love of a girlfriend, a warm home, and to travel the world. I want the life that the American Dream promised to me. I can't find a tech job. I am so tired after years of working in food service, 40 hours a week since I turned 16. Please change my life gofund.me/378a3519a
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SEAHAWKS FC NEW RULES: SAM DARNOLD SHOWN= HATE TWEET Chompzo seen in replies= Blitz JSN doesn’t get 100 yards= 1 member of seattle staff doxxed Brian fleury= HATEWATCH NO MATTER WHAT Anyone tries to blitz after a loss= Spam jsn or spoon bardi pics
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Fleury pack you’re fucking bags tonight
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Fleury is so retarded
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Rodney Thomas you’re fucking retarded
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Niggas watching MNF
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HOLYYY FUCKK
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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🚨TRADE CONCEPT🚨 With the #Lions now with an immediate need at CB after the loss of Terrion Arnold and the rest of secondary struggling and the #seahawks   needing RB help would you…. trade Devon Witherspoon + 3 1st round picks for Jahmyr Gibbs? Honestly I’d do it.
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Barksdale reminisces on the impact of @FeelLikeSpoon
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Deshaun Watson a serial rapist is a free man playing QB for the browns. But a man who hasn’t been convicted yet can’t play?
The #Seahawks’ are still planning to sign CB Terrion Arnold but are working through the timing and it will take a while, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. Arnold will be placed on the commissioner’s exempt list when he signs, meaning he’d be ineligible to play or practice.
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Kid following “crunchyroll” it’s wraps
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A secondary full of athletes being coached by Mike Macdonald💕😭
Julian Neal was drafted in round 3 with pick 99 in the 2026 draft class. He scored a 9.27 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 225 out of 3075 CB from 1987 to 2026. ras.football/ras-information…
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