Rally speaker: "Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he's a citizen of America. You know what? a birth certificate doesn't make you an American."

Trump says Alaska’s ballot is illegal because people don’t know what “incumbent” means

Rep Neguse: Your agency made a decision not to proceed with competitive bidding, and one of the contractors that got the award was this Safe America Media company that received $143 million. Where is Safe America Media headquartered? Sec Noem: I don’t know Rep Neguse: Do you know whether this company that received $143 million in taxpayer dollars, has ever done work for the government before? Sec Noem: I don’t know Rep Neguse: The answer is it has not, and do you know why we know that? Because it was incorporated EIGHT DAYS, EIGHT DAYS before this contract went out 🙄🤦‍♀️

Trump, 11 days before the midterms: You know, today when you buy a door, it's called 'hollow.' You buy hollow doors. If you pull too hard, the whole door collapses. You knock on it and it sounds like crap. If you're of average strength, the entire door collapses.

Trump on Cognitive test: They'll say, like, take a number, any number, I say 49, triple it, divide by four, add 2019, subtract 87, divide by three, multiply by nine. What is the number? I did it three times. And you know I got no credit.

Man he is slurring like he had *another* stroke (and invented another word that doesn’t exist)

Trump's Attorney General Todd Blanche: There was this misperception that there's this 'separation' and 'independence' between the Department of Justice and the White House and everybody likes to accuse me of not suffering from independence. I don't. I work for President Trump.

Trump: "Impersonization sche--- the schemes that they use for impersonization"

Vance: There is no person who hates the idea of people enriching themselves fraudulently over access to the government than Donald J. Trump

Oh he’s fucking losing it. He’s showing his true rage more and more now as he slips further and further into dementia.

🚨 BREAKING: A new photo shows Press Secretary Katie Zacharia and Natalie Harp aboard Marine One with President Trump during yesterday’s trip to Wasilla, Alaska. 👀 Look closely at this photo… What’s the FIRST thing you notice? 👇

Trump: “New Mexico should immediately change its name to New America. We are not Mexico, we are the United States of America!” WTF

🚨 BREAKING: O’Leary: "If any of you cared about the victims, you wouldn't be bringing these women back into the spotlight. They don't want your help anymore." Cross: "How do you know that?" O’Leary: "I know for a fact—" Cross: "Have you spoken to the victims and they told you they don't want justice?" O’Leary: "I haven't spoken to anyone. Don't you think that if you were in my position, you'd prefer to move on with your life?" Cross: "No, if I were in their position, I'd want justice to be served."

A Trump supporter outside Mar-a-Lago holding a “WE LOVE ‘DADDY’ TRUMP” sign

🚨 BREAKING: Jessica: "You're getting close to talking about Islamophobia." Gutfeld: "What is Islamophobia?" Jessica: "Kid Rock says Abdul has assimilated, but the Fort Hood terrorist had assimilated too, as did the men on the planes during 9/11." Watters: "He's a rock star! He's just having a little fun." Gutfeld: "Being concerned about Sharia law and Islamic terrorism isn't Islamophobia." Jessica: "What Sharia law is this guy who loves Taylor Swift implementing?" Watters: "He doesn't like you or your people."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

BREAKING NYT: Trump's new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired Friday, after less than a week on the job, according to three people familiar with the matter. nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…

KILMEADE: One of the biggest challenges for America is inflation and gas prices. Inflation is up 3.7% and gas is up 9%. For people who look at those numbers and say 'I'm going to vote for the other party,' what do you say? KATIE ZACHARIA: Well the reason we're in this situation is Joe Biden, so I would say President Trump has done everything he's been able to to fix these prices. You can't correct the ship overnight.

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Kate Zacharia tells Jack Posobiec that she was distracted when she took the bar exam because she had just gotten engaged, but it didn't matter anyway because passing it was "inconsequential" since she "knew I wouldn’t need the bar in China." When asked why she never took the bar again, she says it was because she started having kids, and it was "okay and acceptable" to label herself a "lawyer" for the work she was doing.