JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
What the fuck do you mean you were briefed
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Dana White has rejected the Press Secretary gig
Who will it be offered to, next?
1. Ted Nugent
2. Susan Dell
3. Mike Tython
4. Natalie Harp's diaper bag
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
moon just found out humans have to pay to live on earth.
what the fuck
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Yes, this is exactly what Middle Eastern men 2,000 years ago looked like.
Jesus was Brad Pitt-fuckable.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Reporter: “How does it feel to be a loser, Mr. President?”
Trump: Waddles away like a lumbering fat fuck, pedophile piece of shit loser.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Trump is bringing fresh blood into his cabinet. It's Stephen Miller's beverage of choice.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
America isn't looking for a fucking bassoonist or virtuoso singer, Chuck. It's looking for a leader with the balls to hold Trump and his criminal regime accountable. Enough ‘conducting.’ Start fighting, you spineless twat.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
NEW: Senile Satan gives Susie Wiles the boot and replaces her with a demonic vampire.
nytimes.com/live/2026/11/06/…
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
I am hearing from Republican sources that JD Vance’s next move is to change his name a fourth time to Ron DeVancis.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
We’re mostly joking around tonight but we’re actually going to imprison you
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
I can’t wait to see the look on JD Vance’s smug fucking face in January when he has to swear in Abdul El-Sayed on a Quran.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Dear Meth Lab,
Your slumlord just got handed his eviction papers. The locks are gonna be changed.
In the next 2 years, you need to inspect every room, expose every violation & hold the bastard accountable. No more Merrick Garland-sized fire extinguishers.
Regards,
UPSTAIRS 🇨🇦
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Replying to @NotHoodlum
The first thing I thought.
Tactically Zelensky
has been an expert
at how to defend a small david of a country against a goliath
of a country with a well sought out
drone slingshot
I love he did this for
his people & us
























