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Proper European. Thoroughly sick of MAGA & Elon meddling in our affairs, & the AI plague. No DMs, unless we know each other.

Joined January 2026
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
What the fuck do you mean you were briefed
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Dana White has rejected the Press Secretary gig Who will it be offered to, next? 1. Ted Nugent 2. Susan Dell 3. Mike Tython 4. Natalie Harp's diaper bag
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
moon just found out humans have to pay to live on earth. what the fuck
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Yes, this is exactly what Middle Eastern men 2,000 years ago looked like. Jesus was Brad Pitt-fuckable.
This is how I imagine Jesus looked like
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Happy Saturday from the blue state of Texas, y'all
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Reporter: “How does it feel to be a loser, Mr. President?” Trump: Waddles away like a lumbering fat fuck, pedophile piece of shit loser.
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Trump is bringing fresh blood into his cabinet. It's Stephen Miller's beverage of choice.
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America isn't looking for a fucking bassoonist or virtuoso singer, Chuck. It's looking for a leader with the balls to hold Trump and his criminal regime accountable. Enough ‘conducting.’ Start fighting, you spineless twat.
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
NEW: Senile Satan gives Susie Wiles the boot and replaces her with a demonic vampire. nytimes.com/live/2026/11/06/…
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What a low energy, sore losing cunt.
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
I am hearing from Republican sources that JD Vance’s next move is to change his name a fourth time to Ron DeVancis.
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It’s Lake Ontario and this is Twitter.
It's the Kennedy Center.
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
We’re mostly joking around tonight but we’re actually going to imprison you
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
I can’t wait to see the look on JD Vance’s smug fucking face in January when he has to swear in Abdul El-Sayed on a Quran.
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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Dear Meth Lab, Your slumlord just got handed his eviction papers. The locks are gonna be changed. In the next 2 years, you need to inspect every room, expose every violation & hold the bastard accountable. No more Merrick Garland-sized fire extinguishers. Regards, UPSTAIRS 🇨🇦
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Heroes. 🇺🇦💙
He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. 🤔
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Replying to @NotHoodlum
The first thing I thought. Tactically Zelensky has been an expert at how to defend a small david of a country against a goliath of a country with a well sought out drone slingshot I love he did this for his people & us
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