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JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
ALT A mock apology form headed 'Volodymyr Zelenskyy Apology Form' with his photo, blank From and Date lines, and eight checkbox reasons such as 'I believed "Kyiv in 3 days" and never checked the calendar', ending with a pledge to stop getting foreign policy from the Kremlin's unpaid PR department.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Dana White has rejected the Press Secretary gig
Who will it be offered to, next?
1. Ted Nugent
2. Susan Dell
3. Mike Tython
4. Natalie Harp's diaper bag
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Reporter: “How does it feel to be a loser, Mr. President?”
Trump: Waddles away like a lumbering fat fuck, pedophile piece of shit loser.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Trump is bringing fresh blood into his cabinet. It's Stephen Miller's beverage of choice.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
America isn't looking for a fucking bassoonist or virtuoso singer, Chuck. It's looking for a leader with the balls to hold Trump and his criminal regime accountable. Enough ‘conducting.’ Start fighting, you spineless twat.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
NEW: Senile Satan gives Susie Wiles the boot and replaces her with a demonic vampire.
nytimes.com/live/2026/11/06/…
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
I am hearing from Republican sources that JD Vance’s next move is to change his name a fourth time to Ron DeVancis.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
We’re mostly joking around tonight but we’re actually going to imprison you
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
I can’t wait to see the look on JD Vance’s smug fucking face in January when he has to swear in Abdul El-Sayed on a Quran.
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Dear Meth Lab,
Your slumlord just got handed his eviction papers. The locks are gonna be changed.
In the next 2 years, you need to inspect every room, expose every violation & hold the bastard accountable. No more Merrick Garland-sized fire extinguishers.
Regards,
UPSTAIRS 🇨🇦
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
The first thing I thought.
Tactically Zelensky
has been an expert
at how to defend a small david of a country against a goliath
of a country with a well sought out
drone slingshot
I love he did this for
his people & us
JJetta 🤘 Fellarette NAFO SmokeFleet retweeted
Elon Musk: “If we lose I’m f*cked… How long is my prison sentence gonna be? Will I ever see my children?”
First of all: YES YOU ARE.
Second: lifetime.
Third: No. Your children are better off without you, traitor.
