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Not the real Nurse Ratched. Politically homeless. Healer, housewife, covered in kitten scratches.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2023
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So much fun tonight with @AnthonyCumia @JoshDenny and Gavin!
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They screamed for a decade about the Handmaid's Tale then literally voted for a Muslim whose wife and stepmom have to dress like this. Liberal women are some of the dumbest c**** on the planet.
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And yet nothing will be done about this obvious cheating.
The last time there was a midterm Senate race in Texas was 2018. Does anyone spot a major anomaly here? 1.4 million more votes came in for Talarico, but the votes for the Republican stayed the same as it was 8 years ago. I call BS.
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The American people voted for more of this last night.
New York, subway. Eating a seafood boil with sauce dripping everywhere - pants, shoes, floor. Total decay.
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Well, at least prices will go down. That’s what Democrats are known for, right?
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Scrolling past all the vidoes of blacks and browns taking entire bowls of candy because it’s making me more racist.
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My wife’ll show you the candy station on your way up the driveway and you can have all the snickers you want. But you have to say trick or treat. You see, Jarquavious, I can deal with the pillow case candy buckets and the faint odor of weed and the Bluetooth speaker playing in your mom’s Kia Sportage. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty Black Panther costume and with your public school mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta say trick or treat.
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The “I am Jane Doe” women when it’s Halloween 😂😂😂
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Imagine being so fat that you lose 100 lbs and it doesn’t look like you’ve lost any weight.
Actress Chrissy Metz shows off her dramatic 100lbs weight loss after revealing she has been using weight loss injections.
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If you stand against egg nog as an anti-nogger, you stand arm to arm with Peta. Be careful who you align with.
Hot take that really shouldn’t be a hot take: eggnog is absolutely disgusting.   It’s made of raw eggs, milk, and loaded with saturated fat. Gross.
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Halloween 1996
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You started this shit, asshole.
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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So this whole thing was a publicity stunt to push a Netflix documentary? We don’t hate the left enough.
The explosive lawsuit brought by Jane Doe against Cornell University has sparked vocal protests on campus and visceral backlash online. INSTADOCS: JANE DOE v. CORNELL examines the often-flawed systems that investigate student sexual assault claims — including campus police and Title IX, the process for reporting sexual misconduct at most U.S. universities. Premieres October 29.
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She’s one of those people who continuously makes bad decisions but only sees the consequences as “bad things keep happening to me.”
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I don’t know whether to be annoyed at the propaganda of this obnoxious black behavior being “cool” or impressed at the incredibly racist stereotypical caricature.
no one's cooler than her
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The illegal alien who 60 minutes is crying for pretended to be gay to evade deportation He’s literally married to a woman and has two children. Beyond parody
“It feels really empty without him,” says 16-year-old Corey Diawara, whose father was deported in July. His father had lived in the U.S. for 25 years and had no criminal record. Moussa Diawara says he was deported without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge. He was eventually sent to Mali, a country a U.S. immigration judge ruled he could not be deported to. In a statement, the Department of Homeland Security told 60 Minutes that Ghana had provided the U.S. with “diplomatic assurances for his safety.” DHS also questioned the credibility of Diawara’s arguments for fearing persecution in Mali. cbsn.ws/4etdVdW
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Laken Riley had a Garmin smartwatch on when she was attacked Her heart rate jumped to 170 bpm which told investigators that was when she was being attacked It lasted for 17 minutes then suddenly stopped - that's when the animal finally killed her So the next time you want to tell me about how unfair illegal immigrants are being treated I want you to set a timer for 17 minutes and watch it go by so you can understand how long that young woman fought for her life
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Nothing. Keep eating Popeyes and Kool aid fruit
What does it mean when you press your feet and it leaves a mark? Is there cause of alarm 🤔
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Engagement farming account from Nigeria, this exact image and caption has been posted on other platforms. x.com/notreallyondis…
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Guarantee they told her she needed a c-section and went with that plan. That department has an obsession with giving everyone c-sections that I haven’t figured out yet.
Dad better send that hospital an invoice 😭
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