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🇭🇹 Limited Edition. #TheMarathonContinues🏁 #MambaForever

Dope Home, NYC
Joined January 2010
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Saw someone say, “The internet was once a library and they turned it into a store,” and if you’re young I don’t think you can imagine how different the web used to be.
Having one of those days where I mourn the loss of the usable internet. It's become so degraded and empty, so full of bullshit and devoid of life, so much more difficult to navigate and enjoy. It's all platforms, products, sponsored posts, scams, scams, scams.
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CJ McCollum reveals he had to sneak into his high school gym to practice and was repeatedly kicked out, creating a strained relationship with the school until they eventually retired his jersey. "It's a shame. I had to sneak into my own gym in high school. They would kick me out and stuff like that. I was like, I'm just trying to get better. I'm not breaking anything. I'm really just trying to work on my game." "And I told them one day, when I'm in the NBA, you guys are going to want me to come back and do stuff for this school and I'm not going to do it." "I've done some camps there, but since then I've kind of like I've kind of like stepped away for a little bit because it was disrespectful, but they've since retired my brother and I's jerseys and we've kind of like mended the relationship." "But I shouldn't have had to do that as a kid. And it had a lot to do with my skin color, had a lot to do with a lot of things, but it just wasn't right."
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Michael Jordan's two seasons in Washington get remembered as the asterisk. The numbers say something more interesting. He came back at 38 to a team that went 19-63 the year before. With him in uniform in 2001-02, the Wizards went 30-30. Without him, 7-15. That December he scored 6 against Indiana, his first single-digit game since the Bulls days, and the obituaries started. Two nights later he dropped 51 on Charlotte. The next game, 45 on New Jersey. In 2002-03, at 39, he played all 82 games. He averaged 20.0 points and made the All-Star team. Four days after turning 40, he scored 43 on the Nets. Over the two seasons: 21.2 points, 5.9 rebounds, 4.4 assists. Both years the Wizards finished 37-45 and missed the playoffs. The Wizards years didn't add to his legacy. They showed what it was made of. Take away the hops, the first step and the supporting cast, and what's left is the part that never needed any of them. Nobody wants to go out on a 37-45 team. He chose to compete anyway. That's the whole story.
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Women insulting men by calling them women
why r men in this gen so sassy like sorry little princess do you want my lipgloss ☺️?
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The older I get, the more certain I am that we knew exactly who we were when we were little, and then adults talked us out of it
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God, let a nigga win while his mom is still alive.
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This gotta be a lebron fan
Championship rings are the most overrated argument in NBA player debates.
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We really hold the owner of a chip company to a higher standard than the president 😂😂
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Smh…she just set women refs back 100 years w this shit
Josh Hart received a technical foul for this. Tried to restrain himself but it was too late 😅
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Alfonso told the cameraman to stay on him for this part lol they kept it. I miss my tv shows like this.
That time Carlton was supposed to overreact and ended up running through every set on The Fresh Prince
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one cheat code to adulting is always having something to look forward to, no matter how big or small. it makes the everyday stuff a little easier.
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I’m glad I’m out the game boy, they used to really appreciate this one 😂😂
the second a man start texting good morning every day i know he has no motion
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Brother we use to play the other GTA games on TVs that look like microwaves. We do not give a fuck about “FPS”
30 FPS vs 60 FPS Is this a deal breaker for GTA 6?
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first billionaire with an adult woman fetish
BREAKING: Jensen Huang's second alleged mistress revealed to be Kimberly Powell, Nvidia's vice president of health care.
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That nigga Ghost said “all the old drug dealers either dead or in jail, that don’t scare you?” & Tasha said “no” lmaooooooooooooooooo I woulda cheated too
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TJ McConnell’s teammates made him sit back down after he got up by himself with no help 💀
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ladies wait till 2 am to have sex then say the pussy put you to sleep
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The more you work on yourself, the harder it becomes to deal with people who aren't working on themselves.
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You dont even realize what you're implying and thats the absolute funniest part
Dating pool so trash my ex went & got him a white girl 😅
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Too many niggas relinquish their own consideration. Dates can be for you too nigga. Plan dates that involve some things you like to do. It's okay to consider yourself. You finna be the one paying for it anyways lmao. You might as well have a good time too😂😂
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