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Matt

@FkYeahMatt

I don't care if you don't find it funny. I am the target audience of my jokes

 Geelong, Victoria
Joined February 2009
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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Remember, remember its time for the annual watch of V for Vendetta tonight
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Cant believe we got blue Texas before we got GTA6. ...probably the last time ill get to use that joke structure...
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Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.
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say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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In disguise? Hes wearing a suit and looks like he does every other fuckin day? What disguise?
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@MazMHussainNov 2
Mamdani went undercover at the New York City marathon passing out water and congratulating runners on the route. This may seem harmless but it is actually an extension of the practices of the fifth leader of the Abbasid caliphate Harun al-Rashid (786–809 CE) who would go into the city in disguise in order to assess the unguarded sentiments of his subjects. #Mamdanistan
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Yeah cool i didn't want to get any sleep tonight anyway. 😖
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15% public holiday surcharge when its not even a public holiday here technically.
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What an insane way for this to leak💀
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@DCFilmNewsNov 1
Heidi Klum's Halloween makeup team may have accidentally spoiled some major reveals for 'THE BATMAN: PART 2’ 👀 Casts spotted in the shop: • Sebastian Stan's Victor Zsasz
• A Court of Owls mask
• Brian Tyree Henry denture cast for Harvey Dent/Two-Face
• An old man cast, possibly for Charles Dance
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Yay November! Now that Halloweens over its time to bust out the Christmas playlist!
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Happy Halloween from Jill Valentine and Leon S. Kennedy!
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Best Halloween tradition taking the kids trick or treating. Travellers!
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Dads need treats too!
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I also choose this guys dead wife.
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@PopBaseOct 29
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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This is an amazing clip. The terror once she realizes she was live.
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The Patrick Stewart news has rocked me. He was so fucking good at everything, and never afraid to take the piss out of himself more than anyone. Name a bad role he did. Cant be done.
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Hot fixture takes, acknowledging that someone smarter than me (or a shitty fuckin chat GPT thing) has probably thought ahead for but I dont care im yelling into the abyss here:
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Derby timeslot should be sundays, as is tradition.
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4:15 on Good Friday is a good timeslot actually, surprised people dont like it - 4:15 WST is a good family attendance timeslot, and 7:15 EST is a good tv timeslot after the North game. And we dont care about Adelaides timeslot.
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