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Jack Schittington the Dumpkin King 🇵🇸

@FluffSuit

I never mean what I say, even when I do. @fluffsuit.bsky.social

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Joined January 2018
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I love these humans. I want that love to last forever. Like I don’t even care when I cease to exist. I just want that love and joy they bring me to persist in the universe. The wonderful things about them and the delight I have with them to carry on through time and space….
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHater19h
It should be illegal to own a captain's hat unless you have at least two DUIs
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Alright. I really enjoyed his ad. Now this? Can I vote for Colom for president?
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Mississippi Democrat Scott Colom declines to back Chuck Schumer for Senate majority leader
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Imagine being too scared to challenge a guy with a 13% approval rating among your voters
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…Andrew Will Know Us by the Trail of the Dead (@abndesigns) profile picture
…Andrew Will Know Us by the Trail of the Dead@abndesigns15h
Padme’s medical droid: She just lost the will to live. Me (there for some reason): Wait, what? That’s not a thing. Droid: Good catch—You’re right, my first diagnosis of “lost her will to live” was incorrect. She actually had a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
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Democrats (@TheDemocrats) profile picture
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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Compiling a list. Alice’s restaurant Cheeseburger in paradise Peaches Weird Al -Eat It Led Zeppelin-Custard Pie Tutti Fruiti Pour some sugar on me(??) Monty Python-Spam
houses cost $400 🦌 (@milantilope) profile picturehouses cost $400 🦌@milantilope16h
Replying to @FluffSuit
I consider songs about food to be indirect Thanksgiving songs, so you could do like Guy Clark - Homegrown Tomatoes Bonnie "Prince" Billy - Blueberry Jam MF Doom - Mm.. Food
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The thanksgiving song -Adam Sandler.
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Coot posted a good one. I’m looking for songs about being thankful or grateful to add in teapaw.org/cooterhog/status/21191…
coot (@cooterhog) profile picturecoot@cooterhog13h
Replying to @FluffSuit
Dido - Thank You
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The list so far
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Yall remember when they banned red m&m’s because kids were shitting red and freaking their parents out?
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Fuck. There really isn’t any thanksgiving music. There’s Halloween. Then nothing. Then Christmas. Feels empty
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Help me compile a list! Please! I suck at music. teapaw.org/FluffSuit/status/21191…
Jack Schittington the Dumpkin King 🇵🇸 (@FluffSuit) profile pictureJack Schittington the Dumpkin King 🇵🇸@FluffSuit16h
Compiling a list. Alice’s restaurant Cheeseburger in paradise Peaches Weird Al -Eat It Led Zeppelin-Custard Pie Tutti Fruiti Pour some sugar on me(??) Monty Python-Spam
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I Have A Msg For You & You’re Not Gonna Like It (@TheDougFiles) profile picture
I Have A Msg For You & You’re Not Gonna Like It@TheDougFilesNov 6
The first scene of Andor is him killing two cops so unless dems are gonna match that energy, get the shows name out your mouth
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Wake up babe the Democrats are Andor posting
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arvo färt@arvofartNov 7
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a centrist to explain themselves for any reason
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Country it is then
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Man there’s so many of these things in Phoenix. I see a few of them every day. Here’s to hoping Tesla stops doing repairs and parts and they have to spend even more money keeping them on the road
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Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets reut.rs/4zuYVVD
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets

Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets

The futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks ultimately only sold in just a handful of markets because of its heavy, angular design.

reuters.com
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Saturday morning snoop
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