@FordPintoBean

I'm the original Jewish Space Laser #Smokefleet #FuckTrump #FuckICE

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Joined May 2026
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If they can hack Jared Kushner’s phone, why can’t they hijack the Epstein Files?
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I know some of you have champagne chilling because you hope it happens soon, but I want him to live another 10 -20 years in prison.
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I heard Obama went to the Cheesecake Factory in a tan suit and ordered a hot dog with Dijon mustard.
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I feel like ring around the collar and quicksand were going to be more of a part of my life by now.
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I remember when my twin sister used MY sexual abuse and weaponized it against me. Not hers. Mine. It was super shitty. That’s a thing and she is a piece of shit for it. Elect Amy Acton.
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Kate is my spirit animal.
Kate Melvin
@RealKateMelvinOct 24
The guy behind me honked because I was going 65 in a 65 so now we are both going 40. Welcome to Menopause, Chad.
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Remember, Presidential pardons are only for federal crimes. Not state crimes. Every person who gets a presidential pardon can still be tried, and hopefully will be tried, by the states for their crimes.
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I miss Obama.
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsOct 24
Wow, I can't believe how Obama didn't mention to us if he could identify a giraffe.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 24
Obama points out that while we may be struck with Trump for two more years, we are not stuck with a spineless Congress
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It’s only child endangerment when democrats do it. Otherwise it’s sparkling poor parenting.
Andrew Kaczynski
@KFILEOct 24
WaPo reports that a woman featured in a $1 million Republican ad warning that an Iowa Democrat running for congress is “dangerous” for children previously pleaded guilty to child endangerment after driving drunk with her two young kids in the car. washingtonpost.com/politics/…

Woman in ad who said a Democrat endangers kids pleaded guilty to endangering kids

Shellie Flockhart, who called Iowa Democratic House candidate Sarah Trone Garriott “dangerous” for kids, pleaded guilty after authorities said she drove drunk with her children in the car in 2017.

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The most recent school shooter didn’t pick his victims. Got picked then. Once you understand and accept that John is a fucking idiot, nothing he says make sense.
John Salisbury
@5StratOct 24
Trump didn't pick God. God picked Trump. Once you understand and accept that everything else makes sense.
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The guy who wants to stop voter fraud gets big mad when you ask him about his actions perpetuating voter fraud.
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Thanks for nothing Airbnb! I was all ready to have my guests pay for my law school, take my classes, and take the bar exam for me! This is corporate tyranny.
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Political Punk
@actingliketommyOct 24
Trump raped kids. That's it. That's the tweet.
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Remember Alaskans, if republicans lose it’s because you’re too stupid to real a ballot but if they win it’s because you’re smart enough to read a ballot.
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JARED KUSHNER I THINK IS MARRIED TO MY DAUGHTER. I’M NOT SURE WHICH DAUGHTER. ERICA PERHAPS?
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Is being married to a man just constantly wiping up his pee on the bathroom floor?
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Barron Trump: Both of his grandfathers are convicted felons.
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The only thing conservatives are conserving is their protection of pedophiles.
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Covie
@covie_93Oct 22
With lindsey graham gone the Republican Party really has no bottom.
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I hope, in all, sincerity that Vivek is never ass raped because if he ever is, I will: Not believe him. Blame him, if it did happen. Remind him not to whine about his bleeding asshole.
Ethan Lynne@ethanclynneOct 21
In unearthed video, Vivek Ramaswamy mocks Amy Acton’s childhood sexual abuse, saying she just “complains about what someone else did to her.” Repulsive.
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