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🇬🇧 London roots. 🇺🇸 An open mind and a free spirit. Lover of good coffee. Beautiful places. Spontaneous adventures and conversations that go beyond the ordi

Los Angeles
Joined September 2011
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deleting instagram and no longer keeping tabs on everyone’s lives has been one of the best decisions i’ve made for my mental health. i don’t need to know who’s dating, who’s travelling, who’s getting married or who’s winning at life every fucking minute. i just want to live my own life in peace.
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Tesco profits shot up from £883m to £2.3bn. ​An extra £1.4bn+ in profit while families STRUGGLE to afford basic groceries. ​It’s not a cost-of-living crisis, it’s a cost-of-greed crisis—backed by government INACTION! 🛑
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I can't tell if it's 7 AM or 7 PM anymore in The UK. We're just existing in a constant shade of miserable grey.
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MAGA is dead. Reform are dying. Restore are irrelevant. Robinson, Tate and Brand are off to jail. This age of the grifter is coming to an end. Civilisation is rebalancing.
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Migrants should not be allowed to Vote in British Elections This should not be controversial
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Boycott The Times, Telegraph & Daily. They run a hateful anti-Reform UK agenda and use propaganda to whitewash 14 years of Tory lies, deceit & betrayal. Do not feed the beast by subscribing.
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If Reform held power, we would be at war with Iran.
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Cheap fuel is everything. Cheap fuel means cheaper food. Cheaper transport. Cheaper heating. Cheaper manufacturing. Cheaper deliveries. Lower costs for farmers, businesses and British families. The price of energy runs through almost everything we buy, produce and consume. Drive up the price of fuel and you drive up the cost of living. And what did another pointless Middle Eastern war achieve? Backed by Reform and the Tories? Higher energy prices. More pressure on inflation. Another kick in the face for British families already struggling to keep afloat. Backing a war that threatens the supply of affordable energy, when your own people are desperate for cheaper living costs, is an act of staggering economic stupidity. Restore Britain said no from day one. We were right to do so.
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17.4 million voted for full independence. Now leaked documents show UK-EU alignment being negotiated by politicians without a single vote of mandate for it. Should any politician be handing power back to Brussels without asking the British public first?
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Mutlu oturup mutlu kalktığımız tek masadır mesela💅🏻🎀
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MBAK WATSONS MAKASIH YA SEMOGA LANCAR TERUS REZEKINYA Soalnya aku jadi nemu racikan yang seger dan cantik dan BIBIR TWO TONE APPROVED👍
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Gak tau kenapa ini donat teksturnya selembut itu dan se enak itu asli, gua bisa jamin kalau lu coba pasti bakal ketagihan
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I'm literally in tears after watching this 🥹😢 .
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This satisfying ASMR is so relaxing to watch😱🥳
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masih gak nyangka w pernah nangisin cowok yang duitnya aja masih banyakan w
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How it feels to wake up in America today
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Monday Club 11 Dec | 7pm museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.c… Alexandra Haddow, Peter Flanagan, Frances Keyton, Dick Denham, William Stone, Ian Lane, David Whitney, Oh Standfast, Rick Kiesewetter, Catie Wilkins, Blank Peng, Will Hall, MC Tony Dunn Museum of Comedy Bloomsbury Way WC1A 2SR – at Camden Town, London
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QUEER COMEDY IS BACK AGAIN! NEXT show at @Backyard_Comedy is 21st November and we’d love to have you there. Including these lovely comedians @FrancesKeyton @ginniacheng @MarkCramComedy @alexberr @DianCathal @vic_comedy @monica_chat Tickets: designmynight.com/london/bar…
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Monday Club 20 November 7pm £3: museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.c… Patrick Spicer, Samantha Day, Gabriel Ebulue, Frances Keyton, Karen Hobbs, Dick Denham, LJ Da Funk, Oh Standfast, Jake Baker, Sarah Roberts, Julius Howe, Marty Gleeson, J B Carter, Tony Dunn Museum of Comedy Bloomsbury Way – at Camden Town, London
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Come along to this GREAT event @thehoxton #W12
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