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Dan Fudge

@FudgeNotFruit

23 - Just your friendly neighbourhood fat man

 South West, England
Joined October 2013
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Public service announcement: A ‘click & serve point’ at McDonald’s, is a collection point, once you’ve collected your food, you move, don’t sit in the collection bay eating your food so no one else can use the collection point. Ya stupid gravel munchers. #unhappyfatty
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Cancer didn’t win today I did.
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Jaack@Jaack18 Aug 2021
Sean Lock will forever be one of the greatest comedians the UK has ever produced. A painfully funny comic and a beautifully brilliant man. Share your favourite Sean Lock moments today on Twitter. Thanks for all the laughs Sean, you are truly wonderful 💛
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Idea for next year’s Hundred: You’re out if someone in the crowd catches it teapaw.org/BBCSport/status/142771…
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Pete will be dearly missed by the entire Gogglebox family, cast and crew.
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RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2022.
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I’ve only just discovered you can search for emojis rather than spending 10 minutes scrolling back and forth for one🙄😂
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Public service announcement in case you didn’t know, Boris is a cunt 🙃
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@ladbible1 Nov 2020
These lot know how to style it out when things don't go to plan... 😂👏

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Call of Duty have just released the gameplay trailer for Season 6 of #ModernWarfare and #Wazone!
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Warzone Season 6 cinematic. Begins 9/29.
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Just checking in. 👋
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When’s the release date for this controller??
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Scrolling through old videos and found a beardless Fudge playing drums, I do miss it! Enjoy my cock up at the end 😂 instagram.com/p/CDFbaoJFu9E/…
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Racist! @CallofDuty @Activision @InfinityWard please ban this player, I only caught a small amount of the vile stuff he was spewing but here just shows what we had to deal with! (Language Warning) his username is ‘-NTNXM17-‘ #standagainstracism
A little bit of Funky Lockdown Fun. Go check out my boys @tobyp_drummer & @sion_wilson ( sionguitar ) If you want more, all you’ve got to do is ask😎 Headphones recommend! 🎧 Enjoy! #talentedmusicians #guitar… instagram.com/p/CBn8-Yhl4qM/…
Knew naming him Meownuel Neuer was a mistake
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Warzone, Sort ya shit out, this is like the 3rd time this has happened... #warzoneglitch
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Today we're wishing a very happy birthday to a music legend. 🎂 Happy 70th @steviewonder! 🎂⁣ Join @DJTrevorNelson tonight from 8pm, when he'll be celebrating the big birthday with a full hour of your Stevie requests.
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