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Dan Fudge

@FudgeNotFruit

23 - Just your friendly neighbourhood fat man

 South West, England
Joined October 2013
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Cancer didn’t win today I did.
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Jaack@Jaack18 Aug 2021
Sean Lock will forever be one of the greatest comedians the UK has ever produced. A painfully funny comic and a beautifully brilliant man. Share your favourite Sean Lock moments today on Twitter. Thanks for all the laughs Sean, you are truly wonderful 💛
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Idea for next year’s Hundred: You’re out if someone in the crowd catches it teapaw.org/BBCSport/status/142771…
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Pete will be dearly missed by the entire Gogglebox family, cast and crew.
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RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2022.
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LADbible
@ladbible1 Nov 2020
These lot know how to style it out when things don't go to plan... 😂👏

Fails That Turn Into Wins

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Call of Duty have just released the gameplay trailer for Season 6 of #ModernWarfare and #Wazone!
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Warzone Season 6 cinematic. Begins 9/29.
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Just checking in. 👋
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When’s the release date for this controller??
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Knew naming him Meownuel Neuer was a mistake
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Today we're wishing a very happy birthday to a music legend. 🎂 Happy 70th @steviewonder! 🎂⁣ Join @DJTrevorNelson tonight from 8pm, when he'll be celebrating the big birthday with a full hour of your Stevie requests.
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Thanks for all your amazing tweets about #AfterLife2. It was a joy to make and your wonderful comments make me even happier. This is me watching 2 idiots eat a cake.
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Thanks for all your amazing tweets. #AfterLife2 is still trending!
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LADbible
@ladbible25 Apr 2020
Sneak attack! 😂🐶 🎥: lilharleyy

Dog Sneak Attack

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I think this GIF could prove very useful on Twitter.
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@ladbible24 Apr 2020
Definitive proof that cats really are d***s! 🙈😂

Cat Opens Blinds On Human

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@noprobsju21 Apr 2020
If your sandwich doesn’t need two hands to hold it it isn’t worth eating.
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Got this update from my wee granny😢 93 and still going strong ❤️
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Don’t care what you think of the bloke this is spot on from Piers teapaw.org/bxn21/status/124203221…
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