Full Time #Bitcoin: Node operator, miner, BTC only angel investor/VC, optech reader, sat stacker, freak, dirtbag, pleb, resident TSLA shill.

Bright Orange Future
Joined March 2019
New Taskmaster is on RIGHT NOW!
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Cold Card Hack Update - One Month Later… Hello again, I just wanted to share a few thoughts for those that are interested, but in particular for the other victims. While I can’t offer you brevity with this post - in an age of AI slop, fakeness and grift, I hope you can appreciate something very real. First of all, I am genuinely happy for all of you who are now enjoying what appears to be the end of this cycle’s bear market. You all deserve this for your conviction, and even though many of us are forced to sit this one out for now, I am still cheering you on from the sidelines. Don't feel bad about celebrating - just try to remain humble as your entire life can change in an instant in so many unpredictable ways. NEVER take for granted the freedom and security that your bitcoin will provide to you now, and in the future. Ultimately, the bitcoin journey will teach you life’s not about the money anyways so be a good person and take care of those around you. Safeguard your bitcoin appropriately, keep learning, never let your guard down even for a moment, and don’t make my mistake of becoming complacent and trusting others with something so critical. It should be obvious by now that the scammers will become more relentless, the capabilities of the black hats will increase dramatically, and the number of real world physical attacks will rise - everyone wants your bitcoin! To the other cold card victims: It has given me a great sense of solidarity connecting with many of you, hearing your stories and reading messages of support. It should be very clear by now that no one is coming to save us. Not your favourite influencers, not other OGs, not the bitcoin billionaires, no personal/corporate/government bailouts, and as it seems: certainly not NVK and Coinkite. We must save ourselves, and bitcoin remains hope. Our only, albeit unlikely, path to recovery is now ironically in the hands of the state (law enforcement) and chain analysis firms, which as bitcoiners we can only find some humour in. Now, I want to make a promise to you all: should the Wave 1 hacker get caught, and all the stolen funds be returned to victims - I pledge 20 BTC of my returned coins to be split between the people who directly helped find and bring the attacker to justice, and also the victims of the later waves who were unable to get their funds back. I have great empathy for you all, who did everything you were told was correct. We are all in this together, and I believe it’s the moral thing to do. Let this gesture be a reminder to the larpers in this space, that honourable bitcoiners do exist, and this journey we are all on together isn’t just about watching your own portfolio grow. Over the coming years as the price of bitcoin continues to rise, so too does the USD value of this pledge. And if there is no recovery: as the days turn to months and years while people move on - we can take solace in the fact that our sacrifice will help hundreds of millions of people in the future on their bitcoin journey towards SAFE self-custody. Contrary to some of the narratives floating around: self-custody and “bitcoin maximalism” are NOT dead. Never forget that holding your own keys is one of the cornerstones of bitcoin, a right and great responsibility to uphold, always be wary of those who tell you otherwise. As I’ve told some of you privately, our energy is best spent focusing on what we can control: ourselves, accepting this lesson, and building back stronger for us and our families. We will all survive this while we, dare I say, *acknowledge* how much of a catastrophic and monumental fuckup this was on Coinkite’s part. This story is far from over, and we all deserve the full truth, accountability, and justice. On that front however, it's looking less likely that any meaningful lawsuits against them will materialize, simply because all the lawyers want money upfront which many of us don’t have now. Due to the nature of the situation it’s unlikely to resolve positively for anyone but the lawyers themselves. For that reason and others I, and several of the other large loss victims I’ve spoken with are likely to bow out. Don’t mistake this as a psyop, or a coordinated submission among us: it’s just the reality and realization we’ve come to independently. However, that doesn’t mean they are off the hook—the hacker(s) and the Coinkite team have to live with their decisions and conduct for the rest of their lives. With no signs thus far to even attempt to set this right - as each day passes, their respective roads to redemption (while still open) start to close. This is true whether bound by lawyers or not, as even the slightest show of goodwill is better than silence. Karma is indeed real - even if it doesn’t manifest immediately. Never forget that this disaster had nothing to do with bitcoin itself - it was the failure of one specific company, and exposed many unfortunate truths about our own shortcomings, the industry and its influencers. Though as true bitcoiners, our spirit remains unbreakable. We are anti-fragile, stay resilient and even in the wake of such injustice and adversity we maintain our integrity and dignity. Though our plans may have been derailed for years or even decades - when we build back this time no one will be able to say we simply got lucky! The fight for freedom money and self-sovereignty was never going to be easy, but the mission and need for bitcoin is clearer than ever: fiat is dying. This will be my last post until this situation is resolved. I’ve yet to stack any sats since the incident and need to focus on my own path forward in life. I remain open to all opportunities that help me get back on my feet again. Eventually the sun will rise for us all. Cheers to building back, and until then: tick tock, next block. -M
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Proof of concept using a @Bitkey as a cosigner in a multisig wallet. Lots of testing would still need to occur but this would be a great addition to the current app, maybe under an advanced menu. I believe it only works with the older model due to how the PSBT is handled in the new version. @jack @clay_garrett @max_guise @BEN0WHERE
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You can just do things... Or at least try.
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There is a critical vulnerability being actively exploited on BTCPay Server, which can result in the loss of funds. Please update your BTCPayServer to 2.4.2 by going to Admin Dashboard -> Server -> Maintenance -> Update & verify the 2.4.2 version string in the footer. If you are unable to update right away, turn off your BTCPay Server to prevent unauthorized access until you can update.
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We’ve now launched a dedicated way to direct donations to security researchers. opensats.org/funds/red Thanks to Gigi for getting this live so quickly.
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Incredible video explaining the Bitcoin wallet hack
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Replying to @bradmillscan
Well, some good news there. We're lowering our prices, effective as soon as we get the webpage updated, indefinitely. So, yes, there's a pricing tier that makes sense for the little guys @bradmillscan. It also will cap pricing on the high side so even whales get a good deal. If they are worried about wallets and ease, then they should use Multi-institution Custody. They can self-onboard to it in less than 10 minutes and have their bitcoin in a safe location without setting up a thing. (If they want to hold a key, they can still use Miniscript with us!) And, we're lowering prices because we want it to be affordable (and now it's the best deal out there) - but we did sign up the guy this morning who was too tired to finish it the night before. Didn't want to fat finger the send into the vault.
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Replying to @KLoaec
What is your opinion on seeds generated with something like Entropia tiles - btc-hardware-solutions.squar… Or playing cards - jimbojw.github.io/seed-picke… Provided you have a safe way to generate the final checksum world (there are many good options) - I think these are both great options
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Regarding dice rolls on hardware wallets and on @FoundationHQ Passport devices – I highly recommend instead generating the first 11 seed words offline and then importing them into your device. Passport will autocomplete the final word of your seed.
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We’re in the gauntlet now. The other side is a beautiful place where we have super secure easy to use hardware and software on top of the worlds best money. The gauntlet is ugly and brutal. Do whatever you can to survive and help your fellow man. We can make it through together.
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Incredible; people are using Slipstream to save their coins. The big blue square in the audit was someone who saved 2.17 BTC from getting rugged. Feels amazing to even have in Bitcoin right now. mempool.space/block/00000000…
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Replying to @callebtc @21Bullish
They didn’t do everything right. They trusted a computer to do something computers can’t do - generate true randomness. HW manufacturers should stop claiming they can generate secure keys, they can’t. All keys should be generated manually using dice/playing cards/words in a hat.
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Star Spangled Banner on the Steel Targets. Happy 250th Independence Day!
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It's staying at 58k forever Laura, forever.
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Unless @Apple's decision to terminate @craigraw's Apple Developer account is reversed by June 30, all new installs of Sparrow will fail, and development on macOS will end. If you value Sparrow, a repost would help. @AppleSupport
My attempt to protect users from scam apps on the @AppStore has gotten my Apple Developer account flagged for termination - ironically, for "dishonest activity". Unless it's reversed by June 30, all new installs of Sparrow Wallet will fail, and development on macOS will end. The context: since 2023, more than a dozen fake "Sparrow" apps have appeared on the App Store, as recently as April this year. Users have contacted me after losing their savings, in some cases their life savings, to these impersonators. I'm the developer of the real Sparrow Wallet, a desktop app, and I hold the registered US trademarks for the name and logo. I have publicly warned @Apple and the community about these fake apps from early 2024, but they keep appearing. The app @Apple flagged was a placeholder that was never published. Its only purpose was to warn users that Sparrow is desktop-only and that other "Sparrow" apps aren't mine. This approach may have been misguided, but there was nothing dishonest about it. I'm confident this is an automated misclassification that Apple would reverse on review - but I may be terminated before a human ever looks at my appeal. The cost would fall on @Apple's own users: blocked installs and no updates for a tool people rely on, which opens the door for more fakes. If you value Sparrow, a repost would help. @AppleSupport
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Wish you could have bought more $SPCX at $135? Now that monthly options are open, there’s another way to play it. You can sell the 8/21 $135 cash secured put and collect about $1,030 per contract today. What does that mean? • You get paid $1,030 immediately. • If $SPCX stays above $135 through 8/21, you keep the entire premium. • If it falls below $135, you will be assigned shares at $135. Your effective cost basis would be about $124.70/share ($135 strike - $10.30 premium). If you’re bullish on $SPCX and would be happy owning shares at a lower price, this is an angle worth considering. Get paid while you wait instead of chasing the stock higher
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Unfortunately @Keonne has been moved to the Oklahoma federal transfer center, and we have no idea how long he’ll be held in limbo there. He is without a mattress, forced to endure lights on 24/7, and housed alongside mixed security levels with no proper separation. The Bureau of Prisons is supposed to uphold humane treatment standards for all inmates, even those just passing through. Basic dignity like a bed, restful darkness, and safe classification shouldn’t be optional. Why are these minimum conditions being disregarded? @BOPDirector @OfficialFBOP @BOPDepDirector @AlephInstitute @PrisonPolicy @MichaelGSantos
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