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I love. I love food, I love chess, I love life. In short, I love. I love you too.

Joined March 2026
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Mungu Baba, Allah, Yesu, Buddha, Indian Cow, ancestors, angels, Mother Nature and all the spiritual customer care representatives in the universe. I am coming before you with one small request: Nitoeni block 😭💀
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King Arthur was cursed with a strange disease, and only an old, ugly witch could cure him... But the witch demanded a young, handsome knight as her husband; Galahad took one for the team and married her. On the night of the wedding, the witch turned into a beautiful woman and offered Galahad the choice: she could be old and ugly during the day, and young and beautiful at night, or vice versa. Galahad told her that he respected her choice over her appearance, and she could decide that. The witch was pleased, as Galahad knew what a woman wanted the most, is freedom over her body. She told Galahad that she would be a beautiful wife all the time for him. The moral of the story is that no matter how good your wife looks, she is still a witch underneath.
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Sai nikipata ata kazi nafanya 20 hours a day I will gladly take it.
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Mbûri mîrongo îna na kenda na ìmwe ya kuoha na mûirìtu ûcio wao ena kîhìí kîroraga ngandania na magego? Aaaii! kamonete tûrìakìgu atìa?
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Mimi sioni shida as long as sio Mama yako.
A grown man in 4th year anomba mamake pesa ya kunyoa. Such an embarrassment to the society 🤦‍♂️
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Yes. You are 100% right. The issue is recovery not just non repayment. We must use Article 226(5) to recover the money from the culpable former and current state actors and return it to the lenders. In World Duty Free Company Limited v. Republic of Kenya (ICSID Case No. ARB/00/7), decided on 4 October 2006, an international arbitral tribunal dismissed a claim seeking approximately US$500 million in compensation from the Government of Kenya. The dispute arose from a 1989 agreement to establish duty-free shops at Jomo Kenyatta and Moi International Airports. The Tribunal found that Nasir Ali, acting on behalf of the investor, had paid a US$2 million bribe to then President Daniel arap Moi and his associate to secure the investment agreement. The Tribunal rejected the argument that this was merely a traditional Harambee contribution or personal donation. Its central holding was that a contract procured through bribery cannot be enforced. Applying Kenyan and English law, as well as international public policy, the Tribunal held that the investor could not maintain claims founded on the tainted agreement.
Replying to @OkiyaOmtatah
Senator, you are sayin the whole truth but are you aware that these debts have clauses that say any dispute can only be adjudicated by a competent court in the UK or USA or Japan or whatever country they are taken from? Are you also aware that @JimiWanjigi and @otienowill saying they will not pay this not legitimate debt is pure hogwash because; how will they do this when the lenders of the legitimate debt are also the lenders of the not legitimate debt. How will they maneuver this? IMO if we do not develop a mechanism to recover the over Ksh 7 Trillion that has been looted from this economy. We are not coming out of this financial mess of #UhuRuto .
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🚨🚨 INTERNATIONAL PETITION: CANCEL THE BAYERN MUNICH VS AJAX MATCH IN KENYA – 5 JANUARY 2027 - Sign the Petition! c.org/NRsnKNMQXD
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funwin retweeted
It's Monday, we need to ask serious questions. Is there anti venom in your Sub-County Hospital?
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🤭 So two catfish accounts were katiaring each other kwa Dms only to discover they're both male? 😂.. (najua tu wameendelea kuongea) but also watu watafute kazi..
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WHEN FOOTBALL DOES THE TALKING! Gentlemen, it's not a language barrier. It's football language. We went to Yemen and spoke fluently! Apparently, the Aviator dictionary doesn't work here. Tell the newcomers: at this level, we speak football. No translators needed! Tûrî A Mûmbi
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Kuna siku nimejaribu kutumia mixer kukoroga uji inaboil karibu initoe ngozi ya uso. Kitchen si mahali ya wanaume😂😂😂
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"No nut November here I come" haha as if you have an option 😂😂
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1st Nov, 2026 perfectly falls on a Sunday, wow! To do list today; ★Attend Church Service. ★ Rice, Beans & Avocado for lunch. ★ Celibacy count begins at 3pm. Mungu Mbele....🛐
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Okay, take it I'm sorry for cussing
Lord, take this cup of suffering away from me. WTH
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Nilitoroka siku tulienda hosii alafu daktari alikuwa amezoea kunitibu tibu hapo akaambia huyo dem,"ukishindwa na yeye unaweza mleta kwangu badala ya kupigana", na ujinga yangu nikasema inamake sense,hakakuongea,kakafura kama chura, hapo nikajua nitasulubishwa nikirudi.
Nishawai date msichana fulani,nikimkosea ananilewesha alafu ananichapa, asubuhi anaamka mapema ananipikia vizuri alafu tunaenda hosii,nilitoka huko mbio.
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Kuna siku nilikuwa naenda interview,kufika taoo mvua ikaanza,mahali nilisimama hapo OTC maji yote ilikuwa inakuja hapo. Kujaribu kutoka nikaingia kwa shimo viatu zikajaa maji,mama fulani akaniita kwa shop yake,akanipea viatu mpya for free,since then nimeishi kununua hapo.
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Kenya 🇰🇪 Let’s help each other. Please support my case at embassy, they seem to only advance government cartel’s agenda. Asante!
Replying to @GermanyinKenya
Rule of law? I got conned for $300k+ in Kenya with faced death threats and complete corruption by DCI and Police. Reported to IPOA over 7 months, complaints in person and written. Nothing, it seems it’s dysfunctional or hollowed. Had to flee country because of abduction attempts by government officials colluding with criminals. But my government gives the corrupt government appointees the credibility needed for marketing. So embarrassing. teapaw.org/hnnsbnd/status/2106969…
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Uma nyúmba onawe... Útuíkire múkebe wa sukari. Onakorwo ndúrí kíndú, thií úríe na unyue úríhe na mbaara. Matingíkúúraga🤣🤣
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shida nii, wakati hawa na wenye ulikua ukinywa nao utawahitaji,huwapatangii,simu zako huwa hawashiki,na wenye wangecome through,uliwakausha ndio uende na hawa bukla na ukanunulie wengine mizinga😂maisha hukua funny sanaa😂 (sisemi hawa watafika io place, it's just an observation)
Lakin ni kama vitu zote tulisoma shule either ni scam ama ,"biz ya kukeep it real", haina ganji just as @scar_mkadinali says it, your to software Engineer ako club ameekelewa matako, you best doctor who triples as a DJ and enterpreneur ako na Sheesha kwa mdomo ,na hennesy kwa meza [we were meant to interpret this as failure], alafu the most sober guy ,Abuya najua ako kejani tu anabomoa tu ugalu bwakala akitegea request zaoo wakitoka bukla hoping and praying to the gods that they drip the crispiest one thausand Kasongoans pate za kuendea Mayai tray mbili kesho asubuhi ,on some Gym rat shyt.
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