anyone remember when tubridy used to tweet "hi mommy!" every day because he thought twitter was bing search?
When you went to someone's birthday party in Dublin, there used to be a balloon tied outside the building to indicate where the party was.
Used to be cake, worms, goodys bags and even games.
Now there's only talk of wars in Greece and drinking bitter stout. Come back dublin
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an alien creature trying to blend in in workmans right now, would not need to smoke cigarettes... - due to the advent of e-cigs and vape devices, the creature could simply make use of one of these, rather than smoking cigarettes.
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young David McKenna’s performance as Digory watching Aslan sing creation here is just perfect. there’s a stoic awe here, a sober humility that borders on fear mixed with wonder, that just nails it
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me talkin to me worst servant like spare me your insolence, meanwhile in two weeks I'm like spare me life please!! Uprising of servants happened
public servants striking meanwhile my private servants and scullions are hard at work making my supper and cleaning my large copper pots which I never even have to see
watching Only Connect with granpda and he keeps insisting the sequences finish with his own death and he is smearing honey on the screen
the sole manuscript copy of my poorly researched biography of bertie ahern was stolen today from private bathroom in hashish burger on dawson street it is absolutely soaked through with #urine
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If the sad winos of 1950s Dublin knew they could have just sat on Drury street with some twinks for company they would have been subject of much less scrutiny
being raised on a diet of soaked barley while attending Ireland's most powerful school for cynical boys taught me some things - don't. Fuck. Me
*Don't fuck with me...
some words that I've forgotten the meaning of after a life altering injury I had yesterday but I still like the shape of:
guernica
denouement
capriciously
mother
I have been coached by my solicitor and his/her team to appear more cuddly and doe -eyed while giving testimony however I have allowed these traits to carry on outside of the criminal courts which means I now regret my crimes due to the improved treatment from b.s. society
ppl be all for physical media until I read my ogham stones on the Luas annnndddd ... fuck that's all I got for today
an acquaintance went missing and I described him to the press as "not having a bone in his body"
my flub has led to search efforts being widened to include underneath rocks, inside large envelopes, and even behind the couch



