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Joined February 2022
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Replying to @honestpollster
I think another important development that’s emerged in the maturation of MAGA is that MANY “Constitutional Conservatives” don’t actually like or agree with the founders on much of anything at all and are in fact much more closely aligned with civil rights era progressives in their worldview.
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It's been years and this is still hilarious
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Fuwnie Schtuff retweeted
Stephen Miller should make sure we end every foreign visa program now. No more delay.
One of the contributing factors in the GOP wipeout this election is the feeling among Americans that the GOP has done nothing to reverse the foreign invasion. Now we have the data to prove their feelings are justified.
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Republicans hit a wall because they kissed The Wall.
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Replying to @VladTheInflator
Lower cognitive ability often prioritizes concrete hierarchy and immediate status signals. Respect serves as accessible social currency for rank and safety when abstract reasoning or competence-based prestige are harder to access or leverage. Higher ability more readily builds status through skills and results instead.
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The GOP will continue to bend over backwards to court black, Jewish,and Indian voters who will never support them over winnable groups like young white men because they’re ultimately progressives who believe everything the left does about the superior nature of minorities
Jewish voters overwhelmingly voted for Al-Sayed and they voted for every Democrat on every ballot. I don’t want to hear another word out of Fox News about pandering to the Jewish vote.
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Bo French got more votes for Texas Railroad Commissioner than Paxton did for Senate… 🔴French - 4,426,545 (+176,793) 🔴Paxton - 4,249,752 He also matched Abbott’s vote share.
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BARIS: Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin betrayed America. I’m not gonna be shamed or bullied into not saying what everyone knows is true. We have foreign agents in this country with a ton of money, loyal to a foreign war. I’ve had people from the National Security Council calling me, saying there’s a foreign agent in the president’s ear and they can’t do anything about it. We just got creamed for a generation. Does anyone understand the magnitude of tonight? I’m gonna be 60 years old when we clean this up. SIXTY!
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Vance settles the discussion definitively It was the war
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Thomas Massie was right. Tucker Carlson was right. Marjorie Taylor Greene was right. Candace Owens was right. Nick Fuentes was right.
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Time for the Boomers to step aside.
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Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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RIP MAGA. 2016-2026. 10 years young. Now it's either America First or the Republicans will never hold power again.
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Loud and clear. Let this be a lesson to you. We voted for no foreigners, no new wars, mass deportations. ending birthright citizenship, immigration moratorium, and no foreign influence our government. Simply put, you underestimated us. You thought you could use your power to interfere in state elections of the Constitutional Republic of the United States of America. Huge miscalculation. To the Ohio GOP. You stole the primary election from Dave Yost, in an attempt to install Vivek. You ignored your primary challenger, Casey Putsch. You ignored Ohioans. We won. We are not finished. You will either return this state and this Nation to Americans and end foreign entanglements, or we will.
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I guess God doesn't bless those who bless Israel.
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We did it, frens! Fuck Vivek, fuck every person who shilled for him, and for the GOP for nominating him.
BREAKING: The Fox News Decision Desk can project that Democrat Amy Acton will become the next governor of Ohio, defeating Republican opponent Vivek Ramaswamy.
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I hope the Iran War was worth it.
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You're going to see all sorts of big-brained takes from politco dorks about tonight for the next several weeks, but it's very simple: we started another pointless war with Iran on behalf of Israel, the economy in unbearable for normal people, there have been no mass deportations + Walmart still look like Mumbai, and the GOP ran a bunch of minorities and women instead of White men. This isn't rocket science.
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Great work, neocons Take a big bow You deserve it
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I hope the neocons are happy
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