Libertyville, IL
Joined December 2011
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
“Daddy, can you send this to ⁦@ninjawarrior⁩?” Who am I to deny a future competitor?!? 🤷🏻‍♂️ ⁦@Akbar_Gbaja⁩ and ⁦@mattiseman⁩, thought you guys would want to see too. #futureninjawarrior
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Never liked multiple choice tests. They don't allow you to have deeper thoughts than those of the person who wrote the test.
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“Everything you can imagine is real.” ― Pablo Picasso
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The moral of this story is: DON’T get a tattoo on your penis: ow.ly/8yk7n
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Each year is unique no matter the result...championship, records, adversity. What makes it special are those who you share the journey with
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"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live." - Martin Luther King Jr. #MLKJr
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turkey bacon falls somewhere between real bacon and fingernails
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SPORTSWIRE: Ndamukong Suh Fined $75,000, Just To Wrap Things Up onion.com/zA8ShT
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Is it me, or does the ref for the Saints/Lions game look like the Emperor from Star Wars?
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If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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My waiter freaked out cuz he accidentally said merry Christmas instead of shitty 'happy holidays' . Dont worry im old school. I liked it
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Am I the only one who thinks that it's like finding money in your pocket when you push the elevator button and the door opens immediately?
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Went to see the new Sherlock Holmes movie. Had to go to the bathroom the whole time. No shit Sherlock.
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