#1 Garfield Fan in WI 28. he/him.

Wisconsin, USA
Joined November 2017
Remember fujioshi balls?
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i would be honoured to win a bronze medal. this is the alloy that brought humanity out of the long darkness
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Wearing grey sweatpants with no bulge and my phone only charges at a certain angle
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Women who look like mice: avoid glue traps and be discerning when it comes to unguarded cheeses
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Oh, my frail constitution. My feeble mind
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Cracked open a Celsius
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my pee smells like poop #huh
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Sadly, I can't remember the last time I touched a toad.
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: Yeah he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen
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I accidentally bought the gas station dick pills that permanently shrink your penis
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I make money off monkey milk mondays
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Uncle Brumpus was always a beast at tickle fights, but those delicate fingers just couldn't find purchase once he was confined inside the cold steel and cement walls and all the miles of razor-wire that kept him locked up in the state correctional facilities. RIP
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The moment you realize the old Brewers glove logo is an "M" and a "B" is when you realize the Illuminati is real.
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*at the poop drive thru* uhhh can i get a number 2
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the crap that smiles back poopshit
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Yes
Replying to @qprjarthur
The question is whether you sucked water out of a cloth when you were a kid Primarily in the shower
76%Sucked water out of cloth
24%Did not
10,009 votes • Final results
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These days I'm rocking with crunchy granola bars over the soft ones.
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I have no interest in donkey burgers.
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a 689-team NFL, where every city, neighborhood, suburb, or loose collection of exurbs in the country with a larger population than Green Bay, WI, gets its own team. (not pictured: Anchorage, AK, and the two teams in Honolulu)
Replying to @thetransitagend
keep in mind, though, that there are already cities that have more than one nfl team. if every MSA with X times green bay’s population had X nfl teams (rounded down), there would be 689. new york alone would have 59, chicago 28. the packers would be one of 7 wisconsin teams
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coworker: man i drank like 18 beers last night lmao me: (drank 13 beers last night) thats too much brotha. you got a serious problem
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