I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Broke Poet. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud

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Joined February 2009
i am the last living celebrity
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Lindsay Graham is dead now not really relevant anymore
The progressive news outlet “Young Turks” is set to publish a story about a gay, closeted US Senator on Thursday.
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When you “they/them” a trans woman to take her down a peg… slimy and gross! lower than a snake.
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using my big fats tits for evil <3
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I know how it feels! I can’t express how grateful I am to serve my fans. I’m overwhelmed by how many people took the time to make my day a little brighter.
We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter. #OneAustinSaferTogether #Thankful
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Thanks for all the help, it really does help a great deal.
Rent and bills have got me wiped, if you are able to help it eases the burden of gas and groceries quite a bit. I very much appreciate it!
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the most vicious harassment i and my loved ones have ever received came in the days after Rowling targeted me personally, posting uncensored images of my account to her millions of followers calling me a man in a dress. i had just turned 21, and had less than $100 in my account
J.K. Rowling has published a new essay defending her views on the trans community and calling out trans activism in the 21st century for being "elitist." "My views haven't changed... what to me represents no change at all in my political or ideological outlook has, in recent years, seen me and women like me subject not only to criticism but also to death threats. This is because we oppose the current, dominant strain of trans activism, which holds that a man who declares himself a woman is, literally, a woman, and is therefore entitled to be treated as a woman in all contexts..." variety.com/2026/tv/global/j…
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those are not my best hours
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Jerry Maguire "show me the money" Just a little film quote for all those film heads out there
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fat women are SO hot
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Has anyone seen that documentary where L*x W*lton joined an actual cult that is shown on camera doing very harmful things. The worst part is, I think she just did it for attention.
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I paused this like halfway in for a bathroom break and had this moment when I sat back down of like “oh god I have nothing to say about this” panic thinking about writing the review later.
Replying to @queenbuttpirate
#1246, Night of the Demons. One of those 80s cult classics I just never got around to.
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To be very straightforward here, we have a series of creative strategies we think *many* people can use to avoid defaulting on their loans or *fighting* the default. Millions will default — but that doesn't have to be the end. Join us to avoid financial ruin and fight back.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to pursue wages and benefits of borrowers with defaulted federal student loans, per Forbes. The Education Department is working with the Treasury Department to hire private debt collection agencies. Borrowers in default may face administrative wage garnishment of up to 15 percent of their earnings without a court order.
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I heard Lex Walton once told Rick Springfield that he was a pussy and that Jessie’s Girl would have gone down differently if she was there smdh
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Luscious Lux Interior was BOTD in 1946 & died too soon in 2009 at 62. Although I guess that's pretty old for a punk/rock'n'roll legend. Lux reportedly took his name from an automobile advertisement. His wife & band partner, Poison Ivy, took her name from poison ivy, presumably
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We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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Klaus Voormanns drawing of John Lennon
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how it feels to pitch plans to the group chat that no one is into
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I'm practically begging to
Would you date someone older than you?
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