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Rep. Scott Perry absolves Trump of blame for sky high diesel prices: "Let's level set here. The diesel prices have to do with the Ukraine-Russia war and the refining capacity taking out by Ukrainians."
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🚨 Brazil's Supreme Court just ordered a police probe into a JD Vance cofounded donor network's ties to Bolsonaro's campaign.
A Brazilian Supreme Court justice has ordered a police investigation into alleged ties between a donor network co-founded by JD Vance and the presidential campaign of FlΓ‘vio Bolsonaro in the run-up to Sunday's election. washingtonpost.com/world/202…
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Republican Fail of the Day: Trump's affordability pitch? $5,000 at Mar-a-Lago buys you a hamburger and maybe a small dessert.
Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
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🚨 JD Vance calls the Middle East a region of countries whose names he "couldn't even pronounce." Our Vice President, folks.
JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"
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🚨 Retired Navy captain and Florida congressional candidate Bale Dalton on the Iran war: β€œWe have such a clown show in the Pentagon right now.” β€œWe're in a war with no strategic end state... that's sinking our economy and putting our servicemen and women in harm's way with no stated goal.” WATCH.
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🚨 A former Miss Switzerland tells House Democrats Trump assaulted her in 1993. She says Epstein then introduced himself as "Don's best friend."
A former Miss Switzerland alleges that President Donald Trump raped her while she was in the U.S. for a pageant in 1993. Beatrice Keul told Democratic staffers on the committee that the alleged assault happened in a hotel suite in New York in November 1993 after she interacted with Trump and his then-associate Jeffrey Epstein. mediaite.com/media/news/form…
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🚨 Trump's DOJ sued to block Alaska's Senate results. Alaska's own election officials say it has no legal basis.
Election officials in Alaska are asking a federal judge to "immediately" dismiss the Trump Justice Department's lawsuit seeking to block the state's Senate results, claiming it has "no legal basis." "[T]he United States lacks authority to intervene in state elections at all, much less in support of a favored candidate."
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Trump: We’ve done great with inflation. For the past three months, 1.7% (no)
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Republican Fail of the Day: One week out, Trump's DOJ charged Comey again and tried to skip the grand jury entirely.
NEW: Trump administration is attempting to prosecute former FBI Director James Comey for what it calls disclosing classified information, employing the unusual maneuver of bypassing a grand jury β€” a move Comey’s lawyers say makes the case legally invalid. apnews.com/article/comey-tru…
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Vance now getting heckled in Montana.
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🚨 One week out and Trump has to rally in Mississippi to prop up Cindy Hyde-Smith. Read the room.
Trump has a rally tonight in Mississippi, in case you're wondering how things are shaping up for Republicans
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GOP Rep. Randy Fine says he's been open to deporting Melania Trump and Elon Musk if it turns out they lied on their paperwork
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🚨 Vivek ran an ad using a woman's childhood abuse against her. Ohio's biggest paper just flipped to endorse her.
The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements. "A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party.Β  We are better than this. We have a responsibility to show it. Today we endorse Democrat Amy Acton for governor." cleveland.com/open/2026/10/w…
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🚨 Trump's top economist went on Fox to insist the economy is incredible. Your grocery bill disagrees.
Kevin Hassett was on Fox News yesterday insisting that actually, the economy is incredible
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🚨 Trump's guy FlÑvio Bolsonaro just lost Brazil to Lula, one day after Reuters exposed Trump's meddling.
🚨 BREAKING: Lula is projected to WIN reelection as president of Brazil, defeating FlÑvio Bolsonaro, son of former President Jair Bolsonaro and an ally of Donald Trump. The projection comes just ONE DAY after Reuters exposed a Trump administration effort to help return the Bolsonaro family to power. A major political upset in Brazil.
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Republican Fail of the Day: Trump says El-Sayed should be the only senator forced through a metal detector. Pure bigotry.
Trump: El-Sayed would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed to go into the Senate. I want him to have a metal detector
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Fact check: A Fox News poll released October 21 shows Sherrod Brown leading Jon Husted by 5 points in Ohio’s Senate race, 52% to 47%. Keep talking about his ass, Donnie.
Trump claims his comments about GOP Sen. Jon Husted’s ass sent his poll numbers soaring: β€œIt was amazing. He went up 14 points or something. That was when I said the A-word….I looked at his body.”
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🚨 Brennan reads Trump's DOJ lawsuit out loud. Blanche insists "that's not what it says." It says exactly that.
BRENNAN: The DOJ lawsuit demands the Alaska result not be certified if voters are confused. The confusion is defined as Sen. Sullivan not winning. BLANCHE: That's not what it says BRENNAN: I'm quoting from it. You are telling them not to certify it. What right does the federal government have telling a state not to certify?
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🚨 Trump's Attorney General says states "should not certify" elections. Ten days out, they're telling you the plan.
AG Todd Blanche: "If the law is broken, then any state should not certify"
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