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Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Latest: https://teapaw.org/t.co/Up71gBUJ8V

Denver/Colorado
Joined February 2011
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Don't go chasin' waterfalls. If a waterfall isn't staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life.
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I just got out of breath going to the refrigerator again if you’re looking for a personal trainer.
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This is going to sound a little "wooo wooo," but I literally haven't heard any Christmas songs in like a year and then today I went to the mall, and I swear to God, I heard them playing in FIVE different stores!! How weird is that? Is this like "synchronicity" or something?
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some people trip on acid, i trip on asphalt
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If the glove doesn’t fit, put on two gloves.
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It's tough converting my tweets from VHS to here
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Take away the phone before McDonalds is ordered for delivery. Hands off!
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cool behavioral patterns bro maybe we should monitor those
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i suck at sexting cause i’ll be like “ditto”
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Hot dogs as a lifestyle
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Setting myself up for failure is my love language.
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Just ‘Great, thanks!’ing each other on Teams till one of us passes away
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Remember kids: she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes.
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We should have flying babies by now.
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social media stopped being fun when people started assuming the intention of others.
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bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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Wine is the gateway drug to happiness.
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Be the fucking idiot that you want to see in the world
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Thinking about becoming a problem this weekend.
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Walk up in the club like, “What up, I got big socks,” because I’m one of those vendors that for some reason is allowed to walk around selling things in the clubs.
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