screaming on the inside https://xitter.cf/t.co/4wkIW3Jbuu

impulsive twitter
Joined August 2011
What, this is my emotional support rabid wolf – at Southport, NC
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Me: *screaming as I transform into a Werewolf* Wife: *banging on the bathroom door* Honey, are you OK? Me: *Through a mouthful of huge, sharp teeth* Good news, honey. It's not Rabies.
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“One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion... But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all.” — Arthur C. Clarke
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Replying to @StuForReal
@grok what does this mean
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Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP)? Back in my day we called them UFO's and we liked it dammit.
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Realistically, "realistically", James Bond would be an impossibly old white guy, shuffling around making women uncomfortable and babbling racist shit. And forgetting where he left his keys
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religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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I have my gray sweats on looking like a slut, but I'm not acting like one
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Real men detangle their daughter’s hair.
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You had me at hell no
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If "I think, therefore I am" is true, then a lot of people aren't
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I'm 61, which means my value on the cannibal market has begun a steep downward decline.
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No matter how many times you call me a heartless monster, I can't un-eat your pet rabbit.
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Welcome to your 40's... you get your cardio walking in and out of rooms forgetting why
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Joining The War on Women they seem like they'd be pretty easy to fight
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“There is not in Europe any such thing as a pure race. Russians have an admixture of Tartar blood, Germans are largely Slavonic, France is a mixture of Celts, Germans, and people of Mediterranean race, Italy the same with the addition of the descendants of slaves from every corner of the Empire imported by the Romans. The English are perhaps the most mixed of all. There is no evidence that there is any advantage in belonging to a pure race. The purest races now in existence are the Pygmies, the Hottentots, and the Australian aborigines; the Tasmanians, thanks to the British, who were probably even purer are now extinct. There is a special absurdity in applying racial theories to the various populations of Europe.” — Bertrand Russell, Unpopular Essays, Ch. VII: An Outline of Intellectual Rubbish
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God made me tweet this
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*ahem*
Stop using AI you fucking morons
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"No one in their right mind..." yeah not sure that that has ever been a thing, really
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