@ClassADude

I follow smart, funny people. Big plus to anyone with horror in their profile. I am liberal and #BLM .

 NorCal
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Joined October 2010
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When you carve a pumpkin, make the eyes first so it has to watch you carve the rest.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric8h
A haunted house but it’s full of people on speakerphone.
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWould1h
The early bird doesn't need all that pressure
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Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngenious6h
The sun is shining bright. The cats are being adorable. I’ve got mug & book in hand. It’s gonna be good day.
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barrel rolls@barrel_rolls2h
being literate is getting exhausting
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Trey@treydayway5h
I would actually like to hit the road like Jack and don't come back
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohler6h
I’m sorry officer, but how can you give me a speeding ticket on stolen land?
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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe824h
I have a day off and I’m using it to watch β€œErnest Scared Stupid”. No regrets.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords28h
Good Morning Dawn Of The Dead Twitterverse
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krista
@kristabellerina7h
I’m never more optimistic than when I don’t order fries because I think my husband will share his with me.
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy10h
If you ever hear a Canadian say β€œSorry, not sorry”, try turning them off and then back on again, they are experiencing a software glitch
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Forward March@RunOldMan8h
I'm sorry my post made you feel uncomfortable . . . bwahahaha, no I'm not.
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrellSep 6
β€œit was implicit!” oh ok well due to the horrors i unfortunately need things to be plicit
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWould4h
Munchausen by proxy? that's just lazy
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Teresa Sheffield@Terfleaza7h
All it takes is for one ear to flip inside out and suddenly my Black Lab looks like he’s been on a bender for days
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew9h
you’re gonna love it when i bust in your mouth - mozzarella sticks
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tater🍁@TrueTorontoGirl2h
My seasonal depression is still going strong from last year.
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meghan
@deloisivete5h
This meeting is just 3 emails in a trench coat
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Horatio Quartzjixler@Quartzjixler10h
Not buying it, guy in an 80s movie drinking in a dive bar who's just a little too interested in a cartoon playing on the TV.
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Ganja Lilly@PureGanja14h
The next time I get two female cats that don't get along. I'm gonna name them Dolly and Jolene.
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sixfootcandy@sixfootcandy3h
My coping mechanisms now have coping mechanisms.
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