Books, snacks, horror movies, dark humor, cheese, & insanity covered cat by fur. Navy Veteran. Fuck MAGA. She/her #BlackLivesMatter #Pride
Georgia, USA
Joined December 2010
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Maleficent’s transformation into a fire-breathing dragon 🔥✨
Walt Disney’s Sleeping Beauty (1959)
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God: Man cannot live on bread alone.
Me: Because we also need cheese.
God: Correct.
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i begin every résumé with ‘you hire me, i work for you, hilarity ensues.’
“I’m in here! Waiting for you…” a voice called from the kitchen.
I follow a tapping that’s coming from the fridge.
“I know you’re out there.” It said.
I open the door slowing. A wheel of cheese greets me, knife in hand.
My time has finally come.
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
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Dating profile: I enjoy long walks along the beach, holding hands and correcting women whenever they make minor, factual errors about Star Wars.
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I'm 61, which means my value on the cannibal market has begun a steep downward decline.
I took extra sleeping pills last night because I wasn’t going to sleep.
The pills finally worked. I’ve been out for 11 hours.
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Daybreakers (2009) 🔊
A plague has transformed almost every human into vampires. Faced with a dwindling blood supply, the fractured dominant race plots its survival.
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I hate the clocks going backwards and forwards. When I was young, we didn’t even have clocks. If we got hungry, we ate each other. We were poor, but we were happy. Good times. Not that we had time. It hadn’t been invented. We had to make our own time out of string and cholera.