@UncleBob56

Grandpa, teacher, outdoorsman, dad joker, beer drinker extraordinaire. My top tweet is coming out tomorrow. #EnvyDaStrength #LuvPug #BlessTheBlueEyedBoy

 PA USA
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Joined May 2013
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Hello darkness my old friend. I stood up way too fast again.
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IKEA just delivered my log cabin kit.
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Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP)? Back in my day we called them UFO's and we liked it dammit.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew20h
I’ll have you know, i am thriving in this dumpster fire
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Darla
@ddsmidtOct 24
You can't even say the word “alcoholic” without sounding like one, especially when you’re drunk.
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Trey@treydaywayOct 24
I never have fun facts to share so I just steal the fun things y'all tweet about
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Science girl
@sciencegirlOct 24
Survival, despite the burdens of life
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Ganja Lilly@PureGanja1Oct 24
Oh. Your from boring "X". Welcome to fun "Twitter".
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E~ville@E_Ville13Oct 24
I hope the hairdresser does a good job today. I'd hate to have to use my machete.
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PontistGirl
@PontistGirlOct 24
Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of "in one ear and out the udder."
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Me *cooking*: Oh, shit! Wife: What happened? Me: Do you think we'll like pumpkin spice spaghetti?
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricOct 24
Not to brag but I can fit $100 worth of groceries in one bag.
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When you still like to party but be home by 10
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Angela
@LiLLeReddOct 22
Somedays I’m like burn it all down then I have a coffee and I’m like tee hee ☕️😬
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i’ve decided i need a donkey. no, i don’t need a reason, i need a donkey
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tater🍁@TrueTorontoGirlOct 24
This dude at work kept telling me to calm down so obviously I put a curse on him.
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I bought a robe. I never owned a robe. I may never leave home again.
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Don't worry, take nappy.
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Rock@TheMichaelRock22 Mar 2015
Stuffed crust pizza is probably my favorite sex position.
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This cauliflower crust pizza tastes like why in the hell would anyone ever make cauliflower crust pizza.
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David 🎃@DBStonerOct 23
I'm from Old Twitter. We had to do it in 140 characters or less.
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