@UncleBob56

Grandpa, teacher, outdoorsman, dad joker, beer drinker extraordinaire. My top tweet is coming out tomorrow. #EnvyDaStrength #LuvPug #BlessTheBlueEyedBoy

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Joined May 2013
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew22h
Iโ€™ll have you know, i am thriving in this dumpster fire
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Darla
@ddsmidtOct 24
You can't even say the word โ€œalcoholicโ€ without sounding like one, especially when youโ€™re drunk.
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Trey@treydaywayOct 24
I never have fun facts to share so I just steal the fun things y'all tweet about
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Science girl
@sciencegirlOct 24
Survival, despite the burdens of life
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Ganja Lilly@PureGanja1Oct 24
Oh. Your from boring "X". Welcome to fun "Twitter".
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E~ville@E_Ville13Oct 24
I hope the hairdresser does a good job today. I'd hate to have to use my machete.
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PontistGirl
@PontistGirlOct 24
Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of "in one ear and out the udder."
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Me *cooking*: Oh, shit! Wife: What happened? Me: Do you think we'll like pumpkin spice spaghetti?
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricOct 24
Not to brag but I can fit $100 worth of groceries in one bag.
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When you still like to party but be home by 10
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Angela
@LiLLeReddOct 22
Somedays Iโ€™m like burn it all down then I have a coffee and Iโ€™m like tee hee โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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The Curious Optimist@VitaeArcanumOct 24
iโ€™ve decided i need a donkey. no, i donโ€™t need a reason, i need a donkey
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tater๐Ÿ@TrueTorontoGirlOct 24
This dude at work kept telling me to calm down so obviously I put a curse on him.
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Rock@TheMichaelRock22 Mar 2015
Stuffed crust pizza is probably my favorite sex position.
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David ๐ŸŽƒ@DBStonerOct 23
I'm from Old Twitter. We had to do it in 140 characters or less.
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What's for dinner and what time should I be there?
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Sandee@Paige__xxxOct 23
*filling out the form Hair color? Blonde, Red, Brown, Black, Gray Me: Yes
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::maintenance light comes on:: welp i need a new car
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzyOct 23
If I ever have to get knee replacement surgery, Iโ€™m gonna request bees knees, I hear they are the best
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K Squared@thatdentaldudeOct 23
Stevie Wonder is 76 years old. I think itโ€™s time we call him Steve.
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