Villianous. Hooligan. Cancer Warrior. Trophy wife. Whisky. Pill popper. FAFO. Flirty. GenX. Rude motherfucker. Pronouns are: try/me. 🦈 🦖🚫DM 🔞 #FuckCancer

Savannah🍑
Joined October 2023
If you wear cowboy clothes are you technically ranch dressing
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It’s Monday. Rise and fucking shine you crusty semen goblins. Drink some coffee, or whatever to start the day with, take a shower, use soap, brush those fucking snags and get out there and make today your bitch. Love you, Kk
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You don’t scare me. I was on a three hour flight with a toddler behind me playing The Wiggles the entire time without headphones
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
Hang on, this will only hurt for a minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
Remember: no one knows you better than you especially on an app. Others can take the lowest of jabs but they haven’t walked a step in your shoes. Remove any toxicity you witness here. Feed your inner peace. Make sure to apply this to REAL life, too.
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If y’all look at my tweets and think that I have someone tied up in the basement, I can assure you that I don’t have a basement
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Bitch get the fuck out of my face.. I remember when you were giving hand jobs for lunch money
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
I've reached the point in the day where I really need to put on pants and I really don't want to
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My sanity is on the back of milk cartons
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
i threw caution into the wind. it did not like that
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
I’ll have you know, i am thriving in this dumpster fire
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
🤣
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
I’m sorry for what I said when I was having a hot flash.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
There should be a Venn diagram of soulmates… Me Him And her
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
Mutual worship
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
Don't take it personally if I've unfollowed you. I've probably just given up on ever having sex with you.
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🤣🤣🤣
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
Single 🤷
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
I’ve heard we have three broken hearts in our lifetime… I think I’ll stop at two…
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 retweeted
I’m gonna leave til y’all wake up….
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