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Joined February 2009
french horn for my real friends, real horn for my french friends
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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
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shop now
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"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff
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Endjoing a dilishis vedgey burgard πŸ‘
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My feed is totally full of US vs Europe slop lately. Starting to find that a bit suspicious tbh
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if you like penis coladas… and getting shot in the brain
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One of my dreams last night was like a montage of moments from an 80s horror/comedy golf film, where a werewolf character did his signature move "Leashed to the Beast", accompanied by a "Leashed to the Beast" song
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It was a pretty cheap effect (purple smoke, ball being pulled into hole with fishing line or something) but the song was a banger
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You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island
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Seems like a good time to remind people that if you retweet a blue tick account to make fun of them, that's exactly what they wanted you to do. You are making them money. Cant believe how many of you don't get this. The only way to engage with blue ticks is to block them.
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Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.
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I'm always glad to see astrology getting its shit kicked in but I would also like to remind people that the Myers-Briggs test is also stupid horseshit, it just dressed itself up in more pseudoscientific language
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Purchased.
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you guys have no idea how dogshit the later simpsons episodes are, no idea. i've heard marge say manosphere
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scrolled by it quickly and thought it was eric warheim in character, then i unmute it and his voice sounds just like eric's and hes got the same speech patterns as when eric does a parody serious character
SpaceX will capture an asteroid with more gold than Earth's crust and land Optimus robots carrying American flags on Mars within 8 years. Starship parks Psyche in geosynchronous orbit over an American Pacific atoll. No humans within 50 miles. Optimus robots extract the metals. Delivery to Earth is free though some burns up on entry. Bezos said 15 years ago Earth gets zoned residential as heavy industry moves to space. Vast distances make emissions irrelevant. The same fleet lands on Mars in 8 years max. Optimus robots deploy solar panels, batteries, compute, and Starlinks for 4K video before humans arrive. SpaceX moves the factories off the planet.
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The Green Party have said that they will refuse to engage with The Telegraph after accusing the newspaper of publishing a β€œracist and antisemitic” cartoon depicting leader Zack Polanski and his deputy Mothin Ali πŸ‘‡ thenational.scot/news/266270…
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