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The coke-snorting, beer-drinking, ketchup-eating, Reebok-wearing, Slammy award-winning, Subaru-driving legend. (Parody of @MichaelCole.)

Texas | EST ‘11
Joined September 2020
Wouldn’t be Friday without us.
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Did someone buy tickets to the gun show? 💪
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Just here to remind y’all that I have the best socks in the biz.
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Replying to @LeadsMyDivision
@LeadsMyDivision thought I was sipping a Mai Tai last week to celebrate her birthday. Yeah, that’s what happened… totally…
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