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Colecaine. | NOT @MichaelCole.

@GoldenInput

The coke-snorting, beer-drinking, ketchup-eating, Reebok-wearing, Slammy award-winning, Subaru-driving legend. (Parody of @MichaelCole.)

 Texas | EST ‘11
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Joined September 2020
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90s WWE
@90sWWEAug 5
Michael Cole has been in WWE for 29 years 🙌🏻
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Stephanie McMahon
@StephMcMahonJul 24
Somewhere between a slap and a wedgie you can find your voice! Don’t miss a special #fanaticsfest episode of #whatsyourstory with the one and only @MichaelCole !!!!!!! @WWE @Fanatics @EGxo ▶️: bit.ly/4fwL1JQ 🎧: apple.co/4n9bbFh 🎧: bit.ly/4gWcLYz
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NOT @/WWE - Parody@UnmatchedWWEJun 29
What would happen if @DealsWithEvil @OfDanhausen @SendMoniesNow won King of the Ring? 😂 #WWENOC @GoldenInput
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PW Chronicle
@_PWChronicleJun 27
Michael Cole screaming “Flex Up, Stretch Out, Big Bands, Whoa” after Lil Yachty hit The People’s Elbow was f*cking hilarious 😭😭 #WWENOC
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Not (@TheBethPhoenix)@BethPinUpStrongJun 25
And the stinkiest feet.
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Just here to remind y’all that I have the best socks in the biz.
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Michael Cole
@MichaelCole4 Nov 2012
“@WWEMustafaCena: @MichaelCole do you reply the fans?” NO!
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NOT @/WWE - Parody@UnmatchedWWEMay 24
.@GoldenInput really loves this song 😂🎶 @ApplaudMyEncore @BelieveAtHim @EasierToBelieve @WriterOfChants | @AllTattedSavior
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NOT @/WWE - Parody@UnmatchedWWEMay 10
.@GoldenInput and @BrawlerAtHeart got that @/MugRootBeer DAWG in them! 🙌
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@WWEMay 6
Oh, Michael Cole? HUGE @joehendry guy. 🎵😂
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Wrestle Features
@WrestleFeaturesApr 18
Michael Cole will deliver #WrestleMania commentary tonight for the 25th time. 25th.
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Still Real To Us
@stillreal2usApr 7
When you already told her she’s right 25 times and she’s still yelling at you
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WWE
@WWEMar 2
We're obsessed with whatever is wrong with you, @DanhausenAD 🧛‍♂️ 🦷
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NOT @/WWE - Parody@UnmatchedWWEFeb 22
Liv Morgan just left in tears 🥺 @OnceLivedInAura @FumeAndFrolic @RevengeGoneMad @AlterMyDestiny @UnderEveryEye @KarmaScornedWar @BowDownToKarma @JewelsNeverRust @GoldenInput @HornsForAHalo @LaAngelOscuraSV @LetThyDemonShow @ObsidianCherub
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Michael Cole
@MichaelColeFeb 16
An award voted on by 39 people that takes a shot at my credibility? No thanks, you can keep it. All of this coming from someone with the dance moves of a leprechaun….
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@BeckyLynchWWEFeb 16
Replying to @BeckyLynchWWE
Our next BEXXIE AWARD goes to someone that all of you Becky Believers are forced to listen to each and every week. I apologize for the permanent EAR DAMAGE! The winner of BEST ANNOUNCER AT TELLING LIES AND GETTING FACTS INCORRECT goes to Michael Cole! @MichaelCole
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Replying to @OnClobberTime @TopTierPrince @SeeksYourMisery @ThouWiltNotDefy @SoarAndStomp @AllRisenFor
The outcome from Belfast will remain the same this time around. Finn doesn’t get his happy ending. However, neither does Roman Reigns. He clearly expressed his decision, and one thing I’m certain of, is that he stands no chance come WrestleMania.
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mark normand
@marknormJan 1
Looking forward to doing dry January, no alcohol just cocaine
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WrestlePurists
@WrestlePurists13 Dec 2025
A special video package where Michael Cole says farewell to John Cena “John Cena has meant everything to me. My career will be forever intertwined with the greatest of all time, only because I was in the right place at the right time.”
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J O H N
@RomanEra011 Dec 2025
Michael Cole bids farewell to John Cena 🥺 #ThankYouCena
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On This Day in WWE
@OTD_in_WWE6 Dec 2025
#OnThisDayInWWE 15 years ago on #WWERaw: Michael Cole feels bad for costing Jerry Lawler the WWE Title last week - but "not for the way I feel for The Miz" @MichaelCole @JerryLawler @mikethemiz @bfg728
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NOT @/WWE - Parody@UnmatchedWWE12 Oct 2025
Don't put your hands on Michael Cole, @SungUponAMelody @MySongNeverEnds @ImperiousRobust @VisionToConquer @VisionsOfAsh @PlayMeThatTune @CueTheWar @ToLeadByExample @SaviorYouNeeded ! 😡 @GoldenInput
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