I work on Internet text boxes with mixed results. Examples include: Blogger, Google, Twitter, Obvious, Medium, the Obama White House.
San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2006
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Very excited to work on this important project - feels very aligned with the California ethos to lead the way gov.ca.gov/2026/09/23/govern…
Jason Goldman retweeted
BREAKING: Judge Reyes has issued a preliminary injunction over the golf course and begins with this:
"Rarely, if ever, has the United States Department of Justice urged a federal court not to believe the sitting President."
ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin…
Jason Goldman retweeted
Who could've guessed the joke would've baited Trump into spending the last week of the election talking more about his White House renovations?
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Fine, I'll bite: do you honestly think that Americans who believe the Cheesecake Factory is a high end place to eat reserved for special occasions also think that the restaurant's design is so beautiful that the President should copy it for the White House?
Do you talk to actual Americans between media hits?
Do you think "normal Americans" are too stupid to understand that the design of the Cheesecake Factory is intentionally garish and over-the-top, a joke that even I understood when I went there as a child? Do you realize no one is mad about this except a handful of rich assholes on the right who probably couldn't name five things on the menu?
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Extremely disrespectful to Anakin Skywalker and to treat millions of podracing fans like flyover country
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I hope Natalie shows Trump this clip of Harry Enten comparing Obama's popularity with his unpopularity
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PSA: You can safely disregard any poll that was taken before the Cheesecake Factory joke. This is a Comey letter kind of moment.
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Yesterday Trump repeatedly called Abdul El-Sayed a "jihadist", told Nicki Minaj she had a "beautiful ass" and asked her to stand up so the crowd could admire it, and yet the dumbest people on Twitter are still pretending to be offended by a mention of the Cheesecake Factory.
Jason Goldman retweeted
Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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New Pacing the Frontier proposal: each time an outside group successfully penetrates the defenses of a frontier AI company and captures the flag, it should reset a 3-month countdown clock before they're allowed to train new models.
EXCLUSIVE: In less than 12 hours, a group of ex-DOGE cyber researchers were able to penetrate Anthropic’s systems using AI agents — including Slack channels where the most sensitive models are discussed.
This is just weeks after
Anthropic whistleblower Joseph Coxon charged the company w/launching “a hubristic gamble” from a “private company’s Slack.”
Read our story here (gift link):
wapo.st/4smNlsC
Jason Goldman retweeted
Yeah Obama is such a snob.
He won the working class vote both times he ran.
He is one of only five presidents in US history to win the presidency twice with more than 50 percent of the popular vote both times.
He remains the most popular political figure in America today.
Jason Goldman retweeted
You guys gotta go to Saddam Hussein’s new Cheesecake Factory.
They’ve got great yellow cake
I love everything about the Cheesecake Discourse first and foremost because it is a throwback to Republicans trying to otherize Obama on some absurdist terms (arugula, dijon.) But it doesn’t fucking matter bc his popularity is insane and the joke fucking killed.
Another fun thing! Rs have been snookered into defending Cheesecake Factory as tho it’s a treasure of the heartland! Of the 216 locations, guess how many sit in precincts won by Harris? 166 (77%). The median margin was Harris +21.
You can just find things out! claude.ai/artifact/95mDnAC1j…
Jason Goldman retweeted
"the white house should look like the place where i order asian chicken nachos because otherwise how will working-class americans know they're respected." listen to yourself.
