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Jeff GoodSmith

@GoodSmithTweets

I say things. I write for a few places. This is me playing a piano. Neat.

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Joined November 2008
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Wordle 1,957 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 IT HAS BEEN YEARS BUT STILL WE MUST POST THE TWOS
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 27
It’s hard to eat. It’s hard to fit into ur mouth. You think it’ll be too tangy. But once you wedge it into ur mouth and bite down and feel the snap, the balance and harmony of all the components makes so much sense. Ur exposing ur baby palate and unrefined nature. Truly sad post.
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsOct 27
I’ve lived in Chicago for over 20 years and I still ain’t eating a hot dog with all that shit on it.
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gabaghoul ♡@gabby_frostOct 24
not him writing a birthday post to himself 😭😭
Elizabeth Holmes (@ElizabethHolmes) profile pictureElizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesJan 12
Happy Birthday my one, @per_asp3ra You are electric sunsets. You are auroras. You are breathtaking waterfalls. You are the sweetest dessert. You are the rays of light. You are all that is divine. You are simply awe inspiring. Happy birthday my love. I am loving you beyond space and time. Everything is for you. It always will be.
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What the actual fuck, Bears defense
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Hell yeah
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 19
‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ will be submitted for Oscar consideration in the following categories: • Best Picture • Best Director • Best Supporting Actress • Best Documentary Feature • Best Production Design • Best Cinematography • Best Costume Design • Best Film Editing • Best Makeup and Hairstyling • Best Sound • Best Original Score
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Nathan Fielder: Do you understand what you’re saying? Elizabeth Holmes:
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sam 🍂👻@burritoprophetOct 16
sorry the whole time watching the doc i was also just like in the middle of all of this he’s also getting his pilots license
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Jeremy Herbert@DDayFilmsOct 5
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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Apologies to Fishboy's "Albatross: How We Failed to Save the Lone Star State with the Power of Rock and Roll" for just missing the 9th spot.
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cassie 🧃🧃@thepinkhourSep 30
acquired big bottle of coke zero decaf. i love this drink. zero sugar zero cals zero caffeine YES give me that big bottle of Nothing!! what does it contain? no
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even funnier is that ken was responsible
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mr locke sportello (@BenShh1) profile picturemr locke sportello@BenShh1Sep 20
yesterday’s Jeopardy referenced this post lol
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luz@vnbvrntSep 15
how it started, how it’s going
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How the hell is Shane Gillis going to host SNL a third time? Name me one good sketch that he has done or one time he hasn't delivered a line like he's laughing at himself. Nate Bargatze has only hosted twice ffc
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My only internship was for @pitchfork before it got defanged because of capitalism but every time I see shit like a TV on the Radio song I clocked at 21 appear on the Spider-Man movie that's breaking all the records I'm the Leo point meme, gotta say
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Hollywood - I still have 160 gigs of music, much of which you can't stream, on my harddrives. hmu kissy emoji
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Can't over the fact @raye went on SNL with a top-20 song and was like, let's make it a 4.5 song banger and go hard on emotion and like Gatsby the fuck out of it and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT youtube.com/watch?v=rczQYjes…

RAYE - 'Escapism.' (Live on SNL)

New musical composition "Genesis." is available now. Listen / Buy: ...

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I cannot stress the level of "HOLY HELL" when years after I saw this I listened to the action song
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when a tweet ages like milk mixed with orange concentrate and stored under a space heater
Ty Lawson (@TyLawson3) profile pictureTy Lawson
@TyLawson3Aug 17
So does Pablo Torre get any fine , backlash, sued or fired for Trying to ruin people’s reputation/ life or Pablo can just say oops my bad and sweep it under the rug 🧐🤔🧐🤔 smh
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Pablo was right x.com/shamscharania/…
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My Guerilla warfare is playing The Unicorns followed by German pop a capella 90s band Die Prinzen back-to-back at a fancy cocktail bar as a Tuesday trivia host
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By a rough estimation I have 3 wu-tang songs and 7 songs in languages that are not English
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Update- now playing Chumbawamba. No not that song.
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