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Jeff GoodSmith

@GoodSmithTweets

I say things. I write for a few places. This is me playing a piano. Neat.

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Joined November 2008
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 27
It’s hard to eat. It’s hard to fit into ur mouth. You think it’ll be too tangy. But once you wedge it into ur mouth and bite down and feel the snap, the balance and harmony of all the components makes so much sense. Ur exposing ur baby palate and unrefined nature. Truly sad post.
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsOct 27
I’ve lived in Chicago for over 20 years and I still ain’t eating a hot dog with all that shit on it.
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gabaghoul ♡@gabby_frostOct 24
not him writing a birthday post to himself 😭😭
Elizabeth Holmes (@ElizabethHolmes) profile pictureElizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesJan 12
Happy Birthday my one, @per_asp3ra You are electric sunsets. You are auroras. You are breathtaking waterfalls. You are the sweetest dessert. You are the rays of light. You are all that is divine. You are simply awe inspiring. Happy birthday my love. I am loving you beyond space and time. Everything is for you. It always will be.
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Nathan Fielder: Do you understand what you’re saying? Elizabeth Holmes:
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sam 🍂👻@burritoprophetOct 16
sorry the whole time watching the doc i was also just like in the middle of all of this he’s also getting his pilots license
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Jeremy Herbert@DDayFilmsOct 5
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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cassie 🧃🧃@thepinkhourSep 30
acquired big bottle of coke zero decaf. i love this drink. zero sugar zero cals zero caffeine YES give me that big bottle of Nothing!! what does it contain? no
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even funnier is that ken was responsible
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mr locke sportello (@BenShh1) profile picturemr locke sportello@BenShh1Sep 20
yesterday’s Jeopardy referenced this post lol
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luz@vnbvrntSep 15
how it started, how it’s going
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For the love of god please stop using AI images in memes. It’s not fucking funny. What’s funny is an image of bilbo baggins holding a poorly cut and pasted bong with a corny layered smoke effect with moo deng in the foreground and a speech bubble that says lol blaze it
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meg. 🎃@wondermeg_Aug 20
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USAug 20
FDA Upgrades Publix GreenWise Frozen Berries to Highest Risk Over E. coli With Probability of Death
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One thing about me: I’m going to press 0 until I get a representative.
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Asad🗽🍎
@AsadFromNYCAug 12
All the single leftwing men in this city are about to line up nightly for dinner in her district until she picks one like the suitors in The Odyssey.
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@NewsWire_USAug 11
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez splits from fiancé Riley Roberts — TMZ
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@omgsidewalksAug 10
I like how delusional some clothing descriptions are. You read the tag and it’s like, “Hand wash only. Tumble dry on low.” Son, you’re a cotton T shirt. You’re going in the washing machine, and whatever happens in there is in God’s hands.
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do ai users think those who hate ai secretly use it or something
Pyramid Chad (@pyrameadhead) profile picturePyramid Chad@pyrameadheadAug 5
This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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jake@wormpullerAug 5
Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories
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Pearl Rose@hipearlroseAug 4
men are always like sorry I havent reached out in a few years i was eating this bomb ass lotus flower w this blond chick
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I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs
1976 Live (@50YearsAgoLive) profile picture1976 Live
@50YearsAgoLiveAug 2
David Bowie moves to West Berlin with his old friend Iggy Pop in the hopes that they will escape the spotlight and reduce their drug use.
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saliva plath@cryptofeminismAug 2
When I discovered the song flagpole sitta by Harvey danger in 5th grade you couldn’t tell me nothinnnnn anymore I turned bad right then and there
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Classical Studies Memes
@CSMFHTJul 31
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The protagonist of a Greek tragedy when there's 20 minutes left in the play:
Bryan Johnson (@bryan_johnson) profile pictureBryan Johnson
@bryan_johnsonJul 30
been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far
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