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I'm the Governor, and you would be too if you were me. 🦖 Probably more conservative than you.

Dallas, TX
Joined June 2016
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"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of economics, but by our skills with memes." – at Lewisville, TX
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Not pictured: Patriots – at Lewisville, TX
Patriots in control.
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Maybe Trump's plan all along was to make the right look "bad" in an effort to lose their votes. He WAS a Democrat before. Imagine that being the real "4D chess," that plus the leftists moving to red states and turning them blue. It would explain why he was so inactive in doing...well, anything for the right. – at Lewisville, TX
In Trump’s first sit-down interview since Republicans’ midterm wipeout, his takeaway seems to be that his deportation policy was “too tough”. Ross Douthat: “So you think your deportation policy went too far?” Trump: “Yeah, I think it was too tough”
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Something, something, "Ironic" – at The Colony, TX
Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual trib.al/FHl8hvh
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The only commenters complimenting this guy are women and effeminate men. Wonder why. – at Lewisville, TX
In Baltimore, MD, we picked up 12 tons of trash in 12 hours. In Los Angeles, we removed 50 tons of trash from a homeless encampment. Proud of the work we’ve done to help clean up America’s cities. Thank you, Tucker.
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Your "based conservative Texas women," everyone. – at Hutchins, TX
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It's now my bet that Abbott and Trump are celebrating Indians and their holidays because they purposefully want a way out without actually quitting, and what better way to do it than to look as bad as possible to your constituents? – at Houston, TX
President Trump will celebrate Diwali at the White House today at 1:30 PM EST, lighting a diya lamp before a packed house of Indians. President Obama began the tradition in 2009. Follow: @AFpost
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Women will play chameleon for the men they're looking for. – at West University Place, TX
🇺🇸 An Indiana woman has gone VIRAL for having an extremely unexpected accent... Does everyone in the Hoosier State talk like this? 😂 Writers: Mhedi, Michael
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Boomer conservatives will see this and agree with her that she's just as American as we are – at South Houston, TX
After the mid-terms brown Indians are now planning to deport White people out of America. The color revolution is upon us. Buy ammo.
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"Where was your God last night?" Wow. Unbelievable. Again, Laura...maybe crack open a Bible for once and realize that countries can be disciplined with wicked leaders. – at La Porte, TX
True. Also, for the Christian nationalists: Where was your God last night? That’s what I thought. They can shout Christ is King all they want and disparage Jews and Israel but at the end of the day, godless communists and Sharia adherent Muslims are now in control of America. Where was God last night? Time for people to think about that.
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Haven't had this in a while – at Webster, TX
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Leftism is feminine ideology. Men who believe in it are simply using it as a mating strategy to relate to women; they think having similar opinions will attract them. Women who believe in it are testing their men. If he passes by being more right-winged, she will submit to him. If he fails, she will use him as the submissive. – at La Porte, TX
Does she know that her husband is gay?
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Charlie Kirk was wrong. "Big tent conservatism" is ineffective. – at La Porte, TX
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American women are the most privileged creatures on the planet, and it's proven time and time again that no matter what you give them, it's never enough. – at La Porte, TX
One word b*tch. Veto means NO, I know you women aren’t used to hearing that but NO.
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America today is NOT the same as America during Rush's prime. The leftists have spread to every state they need to win the presidency in 2 years. Texas is done for. We had a Democrat governor in the 90s. This was back when Democrats were more moderate. They're so extreme now that we can't compare the two. The left today is far left, the right is now gay. There's no turning back from this except by action, but all y'all want to do is "vote." Voting doesn't solve this anymore. The left wants you DEAD. – at La Porte, TX
On days like this, I’m reminded of the late, great Rush Limbaugh. Because he said it perfectly: “It’s NEVER going to be time to panic! Because we’re NEVER going to give up. We’re not going to give up on America.” Republicans lost because they stood for nothing. They were so afraid of losing their power that they did zero work for the people who put them there. So what do we do now? First off, we don’t freak out or complain. That will get us nowhere. Yes, America just gave Democrats a chance, but they’re going to fail. Their policies won’t lower your gas prices or fix this economy. They’re only going to make the problems worse. And in two years, the voters will judge them for it all the same. This isn’t the time to panic or throw in the towel. Not even close.
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Of course you're happy about what happened. You get to keep your "right" to abortion, which you support. – at La Porte, TX
People just want to afford things. Not bring this elusive peace in the Middle East.
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Maybe crack open a Bible for once and figure it out. The answer is there. – at United States
If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists? Something for people to think about.
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The only people shamed for "racism" are white people. "Racism" is only shamed in the West, while all other races are praised for their in-group preference. – at Teague, TX
No, it was important to fight back against racism. If you hate people for the color of their skin, that’s what you are.
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Ahh yeah, embrace what the left established 2 decades before. "Don't be sexist. Don't be racist. Accept your demographic replacement as long as it's legal." That's worked so well for conservatives. – at Fairfield, TX
I was heavily attacked for saying this, but I saw the warning signs and what was at stake. We must learn from these losses and not make the same mistakes. I’m not giving up on Texas. God bless Texas.
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Democracy only allows for the masses to be manipulated by the elites within entertainment, the news, and the politicians themselves. Just make people feel a certain way, and logic can be thrown out the window. Now that we've embraced the feminine way of thinking and we've embraced care-based morality, there will be no turning back from this. – at Ferris, TX
Ilhan Omar wins reelection to U.S. House in Minnesota's 5th Congressional District.
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