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Lenny

@GroveOfElms

Professional memelord; He/Him

 Wellngton, New Zealand
Joined January 2017
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Me: moved out to the bush to escape society Jehovah’s Witnesses:
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Locked out of my house at 2am was not my plan for Halloween
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And what if I said we should do Halloween in April in NZ
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hii chlöe how a🍊🍊oww🍊🍊🍊🍊hey what ar eyou🍊🍊stop throwing oran🍊ges🍊🍊at m🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊hey i voted for y🍊ou🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊oww please🍊🍊🍊🍊marama save m🍎🍊🍎🍎🍎🍊🍊🍎🍊🍊 im soryr🍊🍎🍊🍎🍊🍎🍊🍎🍎pleas🍊e🍎🍊🍎🍊🍎🍎🍊🍊🍊🍎🍊🍎🍊🍊🍎🍎🍎🍊🍎🍊🍊
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Depriving my flatmate of beer because someone finally checked the expiry on my license
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I think they took his advice
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The Wellington bar saw this tweet and too it to heart
K8 (@girlfromaspen) profile pictureK8@girlfromaspenOct 15
DAKOTA GET OUT OF THERE
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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Shoutout to the lady at work today who said my tuna sandwich looked divine
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He is the funniest man alive, and the 2nd funniest person alive behind the woman who sits next to him and Kareem at the end
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@SubwayTakesOct 20
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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Debate should have had a quiz section
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Both Chrises know they'd be cooked alive in an all-parties debate
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I've never believed Luxon less than when he said he's never tried cocaine
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excuse me Lloyd?
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Luxon took great care in the debate to avoid claiming that the change was to speed up counting, but nobody challenged it
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Luxon keeps saying the enrolment changes will reduce time for counting special votes, but the expected time for the full count is still 20 days, same as last election.
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Shoutout Luke Malpass in the corner of the debate contributing nothing
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Have him fact check the nurses figure or something
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Kiwi chicks first night out, still a little unsteady but this was filmed a week ago. Dad hatched 2 chicks 2 weeks apart and dad is still fussing over the younger one. This is on my neighbours place.
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How I would fix France: 1. Create a Waitangi tribunal 2. Make Kiwisaver compulsory 3. Fix the NCEA marking schedule so parents can understand it
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Fun fact: France's unions are able to dedicate time and resources to mass protests because, unlike ours, they have industry wide agreements (fair pay agreements), so their union organisers/staff aren't spending all their time doing individual contracts for every business/site.
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