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Kevin McCarthy tactics.
Incoming Rep. Don Leonard says top House Democrats have threatened to “make [his] life a living hell” and cost him re-election if he continues attaching conditions to his support for Hakeem Jeffries for speaker.
His conditions: 1) a vote on an amendment to end Citizens United and 2) “end U.S. support for the war in Iran and the country, Israel, that led us into it.”
He says Jeffries is refusing to meet with him and the threats are like something “out of a movie.”
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they’re trying to kill our drivers
🚨Imola has been informed today that it can stand down its preparations for an #F1 race this year.
The Italian venue was going to be a fallback option if races in Qatar/Abu Dhabi did not happen, but F1 is now satisfied the events in the Middle East can take place.
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Norway: SALMON RAVE!!!!!!!
Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon
they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7
the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them
as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon
the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off
but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon
so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day:
> two cameras watch every salmon that swims past
> AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse
> then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away
> the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead
we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
Outrageous.
This vote was NOT counted for Eliott Rodriguez in the razor-thin FL-27 recount —according to the MAGA Republican Supervisor of Elections, @alinagarcia.
Because Miami👇🏼
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In retrospect, the most interesting thing I learned about F1 this past weekend is that Leclerc is a lying piece of shit too cowardly to say things publicly w/ his full chest, but too dumb to cover his tracks *at all.*
Respect to Sainz for dealing with this weasel for so long.
This man’s involvement is half the problem I think but the Scuderia is his toy & if I had such a toy I also would continually play with it so who am I to judge.
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This means….nothing. Either it’s wrong & Mercedes looks better when it wins or it’s right & this has taken the sting out.
🚨 | There are concerns that Mercedes could continue losing ground to McLaren and Red Bull in 2027.
Toto Wolff has admitted it's unrealistic for Mercedes to expect consistent dominance and titles.
[@MST_Formel1]
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Il Mediocrito expects mediocrity; this really is the whole problem summed up. No wonder Ferrari has never improved: this man is not capable of warping a team around him & driving it forward like Schumacher did.
Più che della scialba gara, preoccupa nelle parole di LEC la non competitività della Ferrari sul bagnato: “Sono 9 anni che in quelle condizioni di umido non siamo competitivi”. Un bel guaio perché vuol dire che non potrà mai approfittare degli imprevisti per vincere. #GpBrasile
John Elkann is not team principal. The analogy for this is not Toto Wolff, or even Zak Brown (who handles McLaren racing, not the whole company). Rather, the analog would be Ola Källenius attending every race trackside with Mercedes: both unhelpful & entirely unrealistic.
John Elkann should be trackside with Ferrari every race next year in 2027–not unlike Toto Wolff, not unlike Zak Brown.
Further, John’s leadership can be assessed by the board YoY
When trackside decisions are detached from the track—it distorts operational realities.
#F1
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Tom Holland is a biscuit but let’s be real: his performance in The Odyssey was like a wooden board with a built-in speaker. The movie was fine; Oscars for cinematography, costumes, & practical effects would be deserved. That’s about it though; Nolan shouldn’t win by default.
Also let’s be honest this is the most realistic response everyone has had to their parent crashing out in their face
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I feel like I may have previously been ungenerous to Nicholas Todt. Now that I think more on it, the effort required to suppress all knowledge & discussion of the sunk-cost fallacy across an organization as large as Scuderia Ferrari must be immense. Smart hire by Leclerc.
Respecting the brand means protecting Charlie 9-Wins at all costs; the worst thing that could happen to Ferrari is allowing the executives who spent years running the “Leclerc-is-an-elite-talent” scam to be made to look foolish.
(Only like 1/4 sarcastic here btw)
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Respecting the brand means protecting Charlie 9-Wins at all costs; the worst thing that could happen to Ferrari is allowing the executives who spent years running the “Leclerc-is-an-elite-talent” scam to be made to look foolish.
(Only like 1/4 sarcastic here btw)
Nepobaby failson whose family’s most recent major accomplishment is the reintroduction of measles to America has some thoughts on a Rhodes Scholar that actually won his election. 🙄
Can we please all agree to start ignoring the Kennedys?
Senator-elect El Sayed invoked JFK’s faith to compare his election to that of the first Catholic president.
JFK ran on policy and took questions on religion.
Abdul did the opposite.
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Deleted the underlying bc the #c9w stans cannot read. Prediction: they’re losers who screenshotted & will waive it around like inbred gooners
Sigh, I was remembering gaps from before Ferrari gave #c9w an assist by keeping Hamilton ignorant of the rain, so 10s wouldn’t have helped. Still, call it yet another mistake to add to Leclerc’s near-endless list of inconsistencies & errors.
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“Ferrari F1 is what world hunger would be like if there were too many brioches.” 🫢
Replying to @donnini_mario
@donnini_mario semplicemente superbo!
#F1 #Ferrari
"LA SIGNORA DELL’ABISSO
L’abisso in cui sprofonda da decenni la Ferrari F1 è una brutta storia ma anche una raggelante lezione, per tutti noi.
Riguarda un soggetto talmente potente e imbottito di potere e miliardi, che alla fin fine può durare all’infinito, senza che nessuno faccia il suo mestiere.
A cascata. Dal primo della lista, fino al custode che apre il cancello della fébrica e carezza il cane lupo.
Compresi quelli che saltellano euforici in griglia di partenza reggendo microfoni, per motivi che ai più sfuggono. Guardandosene bene dal fare quello che perfino il meraviglioso Gigi Marzullo esorta a tentare: porre o porsi domande, cercando risposte.
Da venti anni quella della Ferrari F1 è la crisi sistemica più tragicamente giuliva del mondo emerso.
È un Titanic con l’iceberg di marzapane. Il Little Big Horn dai Sioux di plastica, una Corea con Mondino Fabbri che se vuole si compra la Corea. La Francia di Luigi XIV che invita a cena e fa star buoni borghesia e quarto stato.
La Ferrari di F.1 è una delle più grandi tragedie sportive morali del turbo capitalismo ibrido avanzato, perché dimostra quanto possa essere infinito e sine die l’autosterminio morale per mancanza di fame vera.
La Ferrari di F.1 sono loro e siamo noi, quando la notte nel letto ci promettiamo di cambiare e sappiamo che non lo faremo mai.
La Ferrari di F1 è come sarebbe la fame nel mondo, se esistessero troppe brioche."
Nothing will make politicians lose their shit faster than attacking the seniority system. Caro writes about this. It’s been a problem for a long time.
The culture of worshipping seniority in the Democratic Party is unbecoming of a serious political party. This is not a professional advancement association and we should keep hounding the Democrats about this between now and whenever they elect the new Congressional leadership.
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