I’m embarrassed
Hackensack, NJ
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Is that good?
Connor McDavid has been on an incredible start to the season 🔥
How many points does he put up tonight?
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ALT Top: Photo of Connor McDavid in an Edmonton Oilers uniform in warmups Bottom left: White text on a blue and orange background reads, "Edmonton Oilers #97. Connor McDavid. Last 17 games. 10 goals. 34 Assists. 44 points.
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Bruce Springsteen endorsed Abdul El Sayad, which means the guy who wrote "The Rising" after September 11th is now on board with the people who think America DESERVED IT. What a miserable old lesbian.
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Do Muslim moms make airplane noises when feeding their kids?
Or do they just crash the fork into their forehead?
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Kids on a 10 & under New Jersey hockey team have been suspended by the team’s owner after the moms of the team made their own custom gear without paying the owner his royalty.
👀👀👀
I can fix her
ALERT: Intoxicated woman kicked off an airplane after she allegedly “removed her pants and began to actively masturbate while making inappropriate sounds.”
Katy Inzer, 46, was detained by the Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office after committing the lewd act shortly after takeoff on an American Airlines flight.
One passenger said she reeked of alcohol and, when approached by the flight attendant, Inzer put her pants back on and “fell asleep for the remainder of the flight.”
The case has been handed over to the FBI because of jurisdiction uncertainty.
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no sold TWO lethal injections?
Christa Pike Still Alive After 2 Lethal Injections tmz.me/4hiTkek
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Want me to math the shit out of you? If climate change was real, no bank would finance a 30 year mortgage within 1000 yards of the ocean. And bankers never lie about money.
Is that bad?
Ryan McMahon has now played a full 162 games as part of the #Yankees
His 80 wRC+ over that time is lower than…
👉LeMahieu’s last season that prompted his release
👉Josh Donaldson’s NYY career
👉Joey Gallo’s NYY career
👉IKF’s worst year as a Yankee
👉Volpe’s worst year
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Here’s a clip from the 1980 slapstick comedy film “Airplane,” featuring men smacking around a woman, and nobody had to grovel and apologize because we all know the absurdity is the point & society wasn’t weak.
You humorless scolds owe Arch an apology, not the other way around.
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Welcome to New Jersey. Where you can’t afford your electric bills and you’re forced to provide for an illegal family of four
@MikieSherrill needs to be impeached
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We got real mothers out here killing their kids in the national media everyday but we draw the line at a college kid reacting to a fake video.
Hilarious.
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🚨#BREAKING: FBI announces it thwarted an ISIS-inspired mass shooting in Pennsylvania, arresting a 21-year-old suspect with a rifle, ammunition, & attack preparations.
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It’s always hilarious watching the media get offended on behalf of their friends in the media. There is no more self-important group in the world than the media.
And with how they do their jobs, they are infinitely less important than they think they are
