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Waited a long time to say this, but today, I’m finally in! @WelcomeApes @BoredApeYC do apes still follow apes?
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What if you could invest in a trader instead of simply copying their trades?
Introducing Books: Social Capital Markets, built by StonkBrokers and Mancer on Robinhood Chain.
A new way to back trading strategies, fully onchain.
New meta just dropped: Books = Social Capital Markets.
For the first time fully onchain, you’re not just copying a trader or buying a KOL’s attention, you’re tokenizing them.
Trader opens a Book → gets their own vault + token on Robinhood Chain → you hold/trade the token → they trade the vault → results settle onchain to holders.
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Books: Tokenizing Traders.
Social Capital Markets by @ClutchMarkets and @MancerXYZ on @RobinhoodCrypto
The STORMM is coming 🌊
SimpleFarmer on Q4: on-chain options for stock tokens, starting with vaults on the $STONKBROKER token, then STORMM on Uniswap V4 LP positions.
"The main focus of Q4 is going to be our decentralized on-chain options for stock tokens."
"First, it'll be released on the StonkBroker token to kind of train our community to understand how the smart contracts work."
"When you create an option against somebody's Uniswap LP position, that option will be minted to your wallet as an NFT."
Projects: @ClutchMarkets
FT @OxSimpleFarmer @modernmarket_
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You can now turn one stock token into a market maker on Robinhood Chain, and it runs by itself.
Smart LP on StonkBrokers. Pick a market, pick a lane, stake. No lockup, no entry fee. The vault collects the trading fees and compounds 90% back into your position.
Full walkthrough in the video. Type LP if you want the links.
@StonkBrokers
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New to Wasteland? Here is everything, step by step.
@WastelandRH
Wasteland is 3,333 rejected monsters on Robinhood Chain, split across 5 tribes: Grimjaw, Castaway, Unchosen, Nub and Ironborne. Every one has its own class, size and age.
Step 1: Get a Wasteland
Pick one up on OpenSea:
opensea.io/collection/wastel…
Step 2: Just hold it
Keep the NFT in your wallet. No staking, no locking. While you hold, your Wasteland mines $WASTE every day.
Step 3: Claim your $WASTE
Withdraw your mined $WASTE daily from wastelandrh.xyz. More Wastelands means more $WASTE per day.
Step 4: Get ready for the Forge
This is what the $WASTE is for. In the Forge your Wasteland is never burned. It becomes the Forger.
You burn $WASTE to scavenge raw materials. 20 Tier 1 materials are already revealed, from Iron Scrap and Beast Bone to Ritual Ash and Burnt Charm.
Then you forge them, assemble components, specialize parts only your tribe can make, and roll for a Relic.
Step 5: Hunt the Relics
Relics come in 5 tiers: Discarded, Reclaimed, Tempered, Hallowed and Ascended. Some recipes are hidden, and the first one to forge them becomes the discoverer.
The first Relic is already shown. A second one is being teased right now.
The Forge has not opened yet. If you were waiting for a sign to step into the Wasteland, this is it.
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Introducing "The Alley" on @RobinhoodCrypto
A mysterious location off-the-wall where anything goes.
Claw machines connecting you to over 50K collectible trading cards valued at $54M USD.
Open 24/7.
Powered by @collector_crypt - the billion dollar titan of RWAs onchain.
Thanks for the light.
🚬
thecardwall.com/alley
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STORMM is launching soon.
That’s why we want to take a deeper dive into what STORMM actually is, how it works, and what it brings to the StonkBrokers ecosystem.
Let’s break it down.
Art is what pulled me into Wasteland 🚩
3,333 rejected monsters. The art is weird enough that it’s already a reason to grab one. But the collection actually makes sense if you don’t flip it.
Holding here isn’t just “HODL.” Without a Wasteland NFT, the Forge doesn’t work. The longer your character sits in your wallet, unlisted, the stronger it is in the Forge: better odds of hitting a hidden recipe. Time in wallet matters more than rarity. List it for sale and the timer resets.
From there it’s simple: burn unwanted NFTs from your wallet for $WASTE, turn that into materials, and forge relics, locations, and mounts. Your hold can stay attached to whatever you discover. The leaderboard doesn’t care who yelled the loudest on CT. It cares what you collected and didn’t sell.
You’re not buying a mint lottery ticket. You’re buying into a world where the jpeg actually does something as long as you keep it.
Not for everyone. For people who’d rather collect and forge.
@WastelandRH
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🤖 Made with AI
I went deeper into @WastelandRH and found some mechanics that are actually worth paying attention to.🤯🧠💡
Read the full breakdown below.
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Goat Street activation through ERC-6551 (Token Bound Accounts) is coming today.
Be prepared. 🐐
Robinhood Chain isn’t a narrative. It’s an economy you can now map.
Wallet flows. Recycled liquidity. Holders funding the next wave of builders.
Broker Tools just dropped the transparency layer we’ve been missing.
Robinhood Chain is clearly an established PVE environment. We started building StonkBrokers here 9 months ago in January on Robinhood Chain testnet because I believed that the distribution firing power from Robinhood, combined with a superior technology (stock tokens vs regular stocks), held the key to break out of our usual liquidity-chairs madness into a new ecosystem where merit and innovators have a chance to win in a better way. As this has played out, we have been balancing the scales further, establishing the infrastructure a chain needs to thrive long term, where liquidity is recycled into the hands of holders that power the early-stage development of the chain itself. Now, with Broker Tools, you can track that infrastructure and how this economy is flowing into users' hands as they reinvest in projects that present true technological innovation. You can download this flow chart for any portfolio or any contract on Robinhood Chain now via Broker Tools.
The dark ages of crypto are over. The revolution has begun. Raise your predictions and price targets. This is what we have been waiting for. Lets continue to break out of old habits and take this to the next level.
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As volume increasingly stabilizes on @RobinhoodCrypto the need for resource management deepens as there currently aren’t many tools available for real time analysis
until now
Stockbroker tools levels the playing field through visibility, accessibility, and simplicity of trading necessities
Stonkbroker Tools ⚒️ 🦾
Robinhood Chain market cap map · $707.89M across 60 assets brokertools.info/tokens
you can now download and share the marketcap map for all of the highly liquid tokens on Robinhood Chain to X
also adding this feature for wallet inflows mapping and token growth comparison line graph.
comment if you see your coin on the map
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Who wants to play a game, Jump In and Join the STONKBROKERS, and have shot at WINNING a
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
@quirkies @ChimpersHQ @goodvibesclub @normiesART NFTs !!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳
The Bounties are as follows
1 Quirkie tied to one of the brokers = fp 1.07eth
1 Chimper tied to one of the Brokers = fp .63eth
1 GVC tied to one of the Brokers = fp .29eth
2 Normies tied to TWO of the Brokers = fp .23eth
5 Bounty Rewards in total, they will get paid out when ALL 10 STONKBROKERS are purchased
50% chance at a WIN
I am letting @OxSimpleFarmer know, which Brokers have which Bounties attached for transparency
I wish everybody good luck and happy hunting
@ClutchMarkets $STONKBROKERs
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🤖 Made with AI
There are only 4,444 Brokers in the entire world.
LET THAT SINK IN 🧠
$STONKBROKER
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$mooncow deployed through $stonkbroker's safe launch and turned into one of the cleaner case studies for why creators actually want to build here, even with the chart looks pretty average now...
price action first, because it's the part that looks bad on the surface:
> peaked around $670k mc
>currently sitting at $134k, down roughly 80% off tthe high
> even with an 80% drawdown from the peak, the dev's actual earnings were already locked in before any of that pullback happened.
that's the part i think gets missed when people just look at a chart thats down 80% and assume the whole thing was a wash.
where the money actually went is the real pitch:
> creator leg is 16.5% of every anti-sniper tax collected
> mooncow's deployer earned ~10 $eth off that alone, about $19.2k
> that fee accrues during the launch window itself, before graduation, before any of the price action that came after
in my mind that's the thing no other launchpad structure does this cleanly. the dev walks away with 10+ eth whether mooncow holds $670k or bleeds down to zero, because the fee gets paid out of the tax window itself, not out of an ongoing royalty that depends on the token staying healthy.
i haven't seen another permissionless launchpad pay creators that early and that directly.
the lp side holds up the same way:
> lp is 50% of the anti-sniper tax collected
> 272m mooncow and 19 weth pooled, roughly $36k a side
>that liquidity locks permanently in the safety deposit box once it bonds, same 80/20 fee mode every safe launch pool runs on
> nobody can pull the lp, not the creator, not @OxSimpleFarmer, nobody!
so even 80% off the highs, the lp isn't going anywhere and isn't getting rugged, which is the actual difference from a normal launchpad where the liquidity is usually the first thing to vanish once the chart turns red.
in my mind this is the setup i'd actually want to launch through if i were dropping a token. permanent lp lock, creator fees that land before graduation even happens, and none of it depends on the chart holding its highs six hours later.
i haven't seen another launchpad on rh build that combination this clean, and honestly i haven't seen it built this clean anywhere else either.
clock the f in
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Iterative process. Today I have actively been improving the Safe launch tool Ui which has now generated 1066 $ETH (2.05 Million dollars) in gross pre-bond volume since launch 24 hours ago, 36.25 $ETH for active brokers and 26.46 $ETH for token creators.
Now you can also safe launch anti snipe tokens paired with Stock Tokens $AAPL $STONKBROKER $USO $NVDA $SPCX $GME and $USDG on Robinhood Chain , thus far all creators with strong volume tokens have made an average of 2 $ETH or more on their token deployments.
This is no better token launching infrastructure in crypto for real projects and its going to keep improving. Every day.
For the next 72 hours all launches will be free.
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