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oh hi guys 🥺. she/her🇧🇸. 20

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Joined December 2020
Champagne Sloppi 💕 retweeted
there’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs and dinner parties is the new club scene and high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, and terrible DJs still playing Dreams and Nightmares
Citrus Cedar planked salmon
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Self hating black bitch. Tú eres un hijo de puta. Salta de un puente, pendeja. :)
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Why is this woman actively allowed and trying to be a GOP candidate and nominee. 😭A literal loud and proud racist in an important position in govt in 2024? 🌚chile. And Christian too??
That moment when you realize you have to lock up your ski equipment on the slopes from now on.
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Hey babe, psychology student studying criminology and forensic psychology. Most forms of crime, including violent Crime IS down. 🫠
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Champagne Sloppi 💕 retweeted
Drake really be tryna 8 mile himself “talk about how I like younger women” …umm yes my nigga we will be getting to that shortly thanks for bringing it up lol
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The glazing is crazy with that Drake add in. “Lyrically” you say. Drake has been at his worst state of lyrical prowess yet. Old Drake yh, basic ass honestly never mind Drake? No
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🌚I’m ignoring this cus Quavo can just talk about how objectively Chris brown is a crazy man, stalker and serial abuser. 🤷🏾‍♀️crazy thing is Im not a “fan” of either of them
Chris Brown dropped a Quavo diss 💀💀💀
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Champagne Sloppi 💕 retweeted
If I was the pilot I would let the airplane free fall for about 10 seconds to remind them where the fuck they at.
Replying to @C9Savo
So y’all just gon fight 30,000 feet in da air?
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Remember when everyone thought Bokeem Woodbine was Evil Dave Chappelle and then we found out it was actually the other way around? LOL Happy birthday to Bokeem!
Hbd to the great Bokeem Woodbine who I just learned is also a Shaolin monk
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Champagne Sloppi 💕 retweeted
Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash
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Champagne Sloppi 💕 retweeted
You know how mad I’d be if I found out my dweeb ass kid spent $20 on an acorn
2 Chainz’s son Halo got caught selling acorns at school for $20 a piece 😂
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"Water doesn't have hydrogen in it" B!tch, name and shame the schools you attended
She's trying to sell a device that makes "hydrogen rich water."
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Champagne Sloppi 💕 retweeted
Type shit
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So tired of woke Disney bring back good films
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I saw a 4 y/o with gonorrhea once. Just trying to protect children as best we can.
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