Cass Baumer

I had a late night thought about bringing back Baumer Report in a new positive (and limited to certain federations) form, but I doubt it would go over well.

My world's on fire. How 'bout yours? That's the way I like it. And I never get bored.

The difference between you and me is that I don't need to even touch a wrestling ring to make a mark on this industry.

"You gotta put in the work."" "Rome wasn't built in a day." Yeah, nah. Talk long enough. Act confident enough. And people usually give you whatever you want.

Thanks for having me back,. @FCWefed! Current FCW fans mioght not remember, but I was on the FCXW roster for a short amount of time. Now that I'm done with in-ring competition, I've been hired back to do what I do best: asking the questions you want to know. 🕵️‍♀️

He told awful jokes. He took forever in the bathroom. He hogged the TV remote. He never cleaned his room. He collected stupid cards for a game he didn’t even play. And somehow, he still yelled at me and Ronnie over the stupidest shit! ... You would have liked him.

Sorry I’ve been a little checked out lately. January 21st makes eleven years since John died.

No industry lives up to what it oughta be, but you get out of it what you can.

They called me difficult. I called it journalism. Back in New Zealand, that's how it was. Jobs stopped coming. Rent didn't. I like to say one story pushed me out, but it ran deeper than that.

Cheerin' for @M0LLY_HATCHET.

There are all kinds of religious allegories in wrestling today, but when are we gonna get to the superhero era instead?

Good morning, degenerates. Can I go back to bed, or do I gotta work today?

I bet @AbigailLindsay_ and @KatieMarieAnder cheered for the Grinch when he stole Christmas!

Shoutout to @RodriguezCrash. He got so popular, gen Z / gen alpha kids came up with a new slang term specifically because of him: Crash out. 😅

Her name was Quinn. I should call her. Wish her a Merry Christmas.

Remember when I had a cousin for like a month, and then she mysteriously disappeared?

I heard that @KatCJones1 always lands on her feet.

I watched @UnbreakableRWYA 's charity stream, and I donated what I could! I know she still hates me, but eh. A good cause is a good cause.

Bar’s been dead lately, so I floated the idea of bringing in animals to liven the place up. Unfortunately, Barrel of Monkeys Night got shot down before I even finished the sentence. 😭

I should have let @KennedyMustDie know earlier. 😅