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Hornchurch, England
Joined October 2011
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Mads Hermansen everybody πŸ‘ #WHUFC
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Mads Hermansen has faced just 10 shots in his last THREE games. 8 have beaten him. An absolutely damning statistic. Almost every shot is finding the back of the net. West Ham are effectively playing without a goalkeeper. This simply cannot continue.
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The Scott Parker @WestHam story begins a new chapter tonight! βš’οΈ #EFL | #SkyBetChampionship
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On this day 35 years ago (1991): the A282 QEII Bridge at Dartford was opened by the Queen. The Β£86 million project doubled the capacity provided by the two tunnels. It was the largest cable-stay bridge in Europe, and the first bridge to be built downstream of the City since 1894.
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The umbrella symbolises his era as Prime Minister.
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Please no laughing at the back
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The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below πŸ‘‡
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Galeries Lafayette in Paris is being looted tonight. It’s the French equivalent of Harrods in London or Bergdorf Goodman in NYC
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Apparently it’s a lot nicer in the springtime
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Ludo #1 β™₯οΈπŸ’™
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Best reaction clip of all time?
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Just watched a lorry pull away from the fuel station. Β£730.02. That was the diesel bill. 😳 332 litres at 219.9p a litre. I’d have needed a lie down after seeing that.
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The A Listers watching content creators and former soap actors walk through the door. #CelebrityTraitors
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Erling Haaland seeing the state of some of the League 2 stadiums he’s playing at next season
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Man City fans on their way to their first away game of next season
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22 – West Ham have scored 22 goals across their opening eight Championship matches this season, their most at this stage of a league campaign since 1933-34 (also 22). In the second tier of English football, six of the last seven sides to net 22+ goals at this stage have gone on to finish as champions. Hammered. #OptaOnEFL
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Some facts about the Oktoberfest which is starting today. Waiters don’t get an hourly wage. They buy beer cheaper from the tent (~€1 less per beer mug) and keep the difference plus tips. Official average: €5,000+ for 16 days. Realistic range: €5,000–12,000. Top boxes with wine/champagne can go higher. Catch: you front €1,500–3,500 for tokens, dirndl/lederhosen, trays. Broken mugs come out of your pocket. Hard work: 10–16 hour shifts, 20k–50k steps, 10+ full Maß/mugs at once. Good money if the tent and tips hit. Not easy money. 🍻
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