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Our brave Comguard officers have seized an illegal LB-X2 Auto Cannon.
Keeping these dangerous weapons off the streets is very important.
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On this day in 732, Charles 'the Hammer' Martel's Frankish shield wall broke an Umayyad army near Tours
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ALIEN (1979)
Map of known space to outer rim, Dan O'Bannon. The level of background detail for the movie, from patches to history to semiotic standard, is incredible.
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How it feels learning from the next morning’s news paper that last night’s hooker was found only “severely injured”
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“Was Dolly Parton a Republican?”
Nigga what? I don’t give a fuck if she was a Republican or a Democrat or a fuckin Pescatarian.
It’s gon always be love from the Black community for a person like her.
You fools and your politics can eat a dick.
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"Who are you?"
"I'm Solid Snake"
"Solid Snake?"
"Yes, it's an Indian name. My mother gave birth during a Pride Parade"
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I love how a righteous blow is struck for gun rights, orgs are working their asses off, and brave dudes are poking the ATF in the eye…
And the comments are from randos whining “but silencers are too expensive!”
Not now, you cheap fucks. If this works out somebody will surely make a Great Value pipe for you. In the meantime shut the fuck up and let them cook.

































