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NYC. trading sell side 🫥. Rezdora over Torrisi

Hell's kitchen
Joined January 2022
Erection Day means going to vote for Nancy Mace with my penis
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My company encouraged me to go to the poles but then gets mad when I take a 3 hour lunch at a strip club??
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Vance and Rubio going to see the results tomorrow and be like actually I'm busy 2028-2032 sorry
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Every time I think the political climate in this country can't get any more vile, I remember that one time our Vice President shot and killed a rival Treasury secretary
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Hey man you can't come into my houseparty. We're already at capacity of gay losers
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Dumb fucking senators didn't pass permanent daylight savings and now it's dark when i go home
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Accidentally got the tampons with lead in them but when i pulled it out it was gold
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Very clever and well done sunday theme
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Today is the Super Bowl for performative runners
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Who up candying their corn
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Gracie abrams is beautiful on snl but what a lesbian haircut
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Call me a pumpkin the way imma give her a hollow wienering
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Bitches will put on an antler headband and call it a halloween costume
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Grid failure advice:
Daily reminder to get off the interstate
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At this rate trump is gonna bomb the NYSE this weekend instead of kharg island
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-4% i hope she likes chipotle
Tactical nukes are on the agenda, NDX is down 3%, and levered ETFs have $30bn to sell today. And she's asking about dinner reservations.
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Tactical nukes are on the agenda, NDX is down 3%, and levered ETFs have $30bn to sell today. And she's asking about dinner reservations.
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Whew. Was worried it would be a big Monitoring the Situation type weekend
BACK ON: President Trump will now hold his rallies in Kansas and Iowa after abruptly canceling them on Thursday. Per a source familiar in addition to now holding the 20 tele-rallies, he will hold back-to-back rallies in Kansas and Iowa on Sunday. I am told the rallies “were rearranged for scheduling purposes to accommodate dozens of additional tele-rallies that were recently added to the President’s schedule.” Confirming @kaitlancollins @CNN
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New performative reading material on the E train just dropped
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