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Mom, Runner, Singer, Reader, Writer, Farmer, Juggler, Sarcasm Extraordinaire

Fields of Green
Joined May 2009
Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.
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Illinois, I am in you.
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Indiana, I am in you.
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I’m road-tripping. You’ve been warned.
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What not to do: Take advice from people who make poor life choices.
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If outlook can crash out today SO CAN I
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Nota mental: NO se puede reparar nada con alguien que cree que el problema es tu reacción y no su comportamiento.
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there’s a point where explaining how you want to be treated starts feeling embarrassing
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Only some Midwesterners will understand this
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The older I get, the more certain I am that we knew exactly who we were when we were little, and then adults talked us out of it
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Just had an in-depth conversation with a man in line at the grocery store about who the greatest men’s basketball player of all time is. Who are you choosing?
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“you look tired” thanks i’m trying to stay alive
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I hate my own attitude sometimes 😂😂😂😂😂 like girl what are you mad about now
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Thursday: the horrors persist.
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People are messing with me as if I’m not in the mood to punch them in the face today.
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Idc what year it is, 90s R&B will ALWAYS be in style
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I have two moods “this is fine” and “this is fine” but louder.
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müsait değilim dediğimizde illa bir işimiz olmak zorunda değil mental olarak müsait olmamak da vardır
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gente, eu convivo comigo a anos, não precisa vim apontar meus defeitos, eu já sei todos
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"You know what your problem is?" "Well, yes."
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A todos los que ofendí en estos 11 meses , me falta un mes. Atentos
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