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Fluent in Simlish. Pushing Daisies deserved a third season.

London, England.
Joined January 2012
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My wife just left me.
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Pedri vs João Neves, Fabián Ruiz and Vitinha 🪄 #UCL
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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US fans’ fandom of Poch during the World Cup was so vomitive, aha. They really put all their belief in him to take them to the final. Let’s see if he can turn things around at Man United.
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My head is spinning again.
The cup final they blame him for losing
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Tuning into Sky Sports News in the background. 👁️
🔵📲 Joao Pedro on Instagram.
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I swear, some Chelsea fans. This is a poor attempt at dunking Fofanoa, who was the reason why Brobbey went wide and missed. He played well Sunday, his partner didn't.
Man, look at Fofana 🤦‍♂️😭😭😭
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🚨 Jude Bellingham: “When Mourinho was coaching at AS Roma a few years ago, a kid at training had cut three holes in the back of his socks. Mourinho went over to him and said: ‘Why are you doing that?’ and he was like, ‘Bellingham does it. It’s meant to relieve pressure in your calf.’ And Mourinho was like: ‘Kid, you’re 9 years old. You don’t have calves.’” @voguemagazine 🤣
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“This is my opportunity to capitalise on GTA 6 buzz and draw attention to me 💡” so predictable, lol.
if you overly excited for gta6 you not my type of nigga at allll
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I heard about this during the summer and it went nowhere.
Xabi Alonso's Chelsea want to sign Martin Zubimendi. Financially, Atleti can't afford the signing. [@MatteMoretto]
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Saka’s been pushing himself hard from early. This is something Rio Ngumoha and Lamine Yamal have to avoid. Michael Owen is usually the go to example, he said he was on the decline at 23.
In September 2023, Bukayo Saka played his 87th consecutive Premier League game for Arsenal, a club record. Since then, the England winger has suffered nine separate injuries. He has made only 36 Premier League starts in the past 68 games, completing the full 90 minutes on only 19 of those occasions. Is workload the issue? 📝 @JordanC1107 🔗 nyti.ms/4j3nd30
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This fella always find his way back in the Premier League.
🚨🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mauricio Pochettino is EMERGING as a potential option to REPLACE Michael Carrick! — @JacobsBen
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The first clip is a perfect representation of Fernando Torres’ first season at Chelsea. 😆 (Sorry, Torres)
Who is this guy 😭😭😭😂😂😂
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“Get out the road” is hilarious.
How have I never seen this before, unbelievable content
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Child's Play was released on this day in 1988.
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More than deserved.
🚨✨ BREAKING: Pau Cubarsi has officially won the Golden Boy Award. #FCB 🏅💙❤️
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I just saw Rio Ferdinand's Instagram post reacting to Man United-Aston Villa. Is that what former Man United players and fans are doing now? Celebrating draws while in the relegation zone? From 19th to 18th? I'm laughing.
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“One game per week will work your advantage” just screams delusional from Chelsea fans at this point, because it clearly hasn’t in any way. Even saw some getting excited because Sunderland played a most of their starters int he week in their Europa League match.
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Fun first half. Anthony Gordon and Raphina need to wake up a bit. Yamal created a couple chances which should’ve turned into goals, but nope. Good stuff from Fermin. Atletico shows that a 442 can still work in 2026.
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This is Jose Mourinho's reaction every time, you'd think his team was Valencia yesterday. I always laugh.
Jose Mourinho’s reaction to Real Madrid scoring 😭😭
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