@HomeWithPeanut

Perpetually tired smartass dad of 2

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Joined March 2017
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My 6-year-old is sick with a cough, so I told him gargling with warm salt water can help. He looked at me & said, "I'm NOT going all the way to the ocean right now."
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Litterbox Comics
@LitterboxComics27 Aug 2024
We want to make a 10min animated pilot of Litterbox! Here's what we have so far, but we need your help to make more! kickstarter.com/projects/lit… #LitterboxTV #LitterboxComics
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You can also click the link under our bio 👆🏾 to donate
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We are looking for individuals from Central/South FL to volunteer for our team & help with events where we give back to families & communities in need. If interested, contact us at [email protected]
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You can also click the link under our bio 👆🏾 to donate
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My 5yo saw a sign while we drove to school & said it meant no crashing into the floor. It was a no U-turn sign.
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He's got a point
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Litterbox Comics
@LitterboxComics1 Oct 2023
#comictober2023 Day 1: Ghost 👻 Based on a tweet by @HomeWithPeanut BONUS Panel below! 👇
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We are looking for individuals from Central/South FL to volunteer for our team & help with voter registration as well as other events where we give back to families in need. If interested, contact me at [email protected]
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Nathalie with an h@nnnatchos7 Aug 2023
Bacon should not be in dessert.
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Rachelle@rasm6930 Aug 2023
His life felt like he was holding a losing hand He just kept trying again and again Then his luck began to change He started to see a future and that felt kind of strange
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Reluctant reader tip: The Elephant and Piggie books by Mo Willems are great if you have an early reader who's always saying, "Can YOU just read it to me?" My 6yo and I read them together. He reads the Piggie lines and I read the Gerald lines. Fantastic balance.
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Chincha@chincha3310 Aug 2023
Please excuse me, but I inhaled too much DDT growing up.
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Richard Dean@dad_on_my_feet24 Aug 2023
Took my boys to Walmart to buy toys with their own money I worried about slowing the checkout as they counted quarters to buy an RC car and slime But the cashier helped count And the woman behind smiled and said “been there.” I felt supported Sometimes people are the BEST
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Snarky Mommy@SnarkyMommy781 Jul 2023
My 14yo didn’t pack deodorant for a week long beach vacation because he *checks notes* didn’t think he’d need it.
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The best advice I've ever received about relationships is marry someone who loves you more than you love them. And I'm glad I did.
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Told my husband I was running late picking up the little, he asked "ideas for dinner" so I told him make something in the fully stocked fridge Long story short, we aren't eating tonight
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krista
@kristabellerina1 Sep 2023
My teen said she wants to go to the mall with me so we can spend time together, and then the credit cards in my purse laughed and laughed.
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Momsense Ensues@momsense_ensues1 Sep 2023
How young is too young to show Key & Peele to your children? Asking for me, because it’s funny, and I’m bored.
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