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Joined September 2026
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wtf is in that bath Jesus
The 4 seasons Which one’s your faveoite? 🍁❄️🌼☀️
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What’s getting delivered on the 17th?
THE GIRL HER CALENDAR “It’s not a real job”
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I wholeheartedly believe X should add some sort of warning before these videos appear on your timeline when you’re sitting next to your girlfriend. I’ve never had to close an app so quick. I then turned my brightness down and bookmarked so I can have a wank later.
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lmao what
🚨NEW: It has been recently revealed that Plaid Cymru spent £25,000 on beekeeping classes for disabled Ugandans
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Who’s got the video of those melons giving a 9inch bwc an insane tit*y fuck. I saw it once and need to be reminded
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The guys that made back to the future didn’t consider that in 2026 this is what girls would be doing
I was thinking that I should start tracking my activities so on October the 1st I started I’m actually surprised how many I managed. p.s. had a fun today today as well
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Hate this bunch
A #UCL night at Old Trafford awaits 🏟️✨
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*Sells videos of herself squirting on the internet* “Why is it so hard to find a boyfriend”
Why is it so hard to find a boyfriend in 2026?
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“I’m an entrepreneur” When I saw that vid of you giving the most devious head it wasn’t the sort of entrepreneurship im familiar with
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Ladies and gentlemen, the nak*d yoga She does these exact videos but completely nak*d. When you actually think about it it’s way better than all these TikTok dances the other models like Sophie rain do
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Fashion boobs >>> big vulgar tits that are more fat than tit
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Imagine being out in public having a good time and you see ‘Leah ray’ walking around with a butt plug in
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You just know she’d be a good shag
happy fridayyyyy
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Check the last one real quick #lads Imagine her riding a D like that
Assume you can guess my fave 🏇
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I’ve seen this girls nudes and they were amazing
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You just know this bird would be a mad shag. 4’9, could literally see your dihhhh imprint in her stomach if you’re packing (I am). She 100% makes the craziest noises too btw
Date idea: I turn up in this and we both shoot webs at some point during the night
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Thigh gaps man. Thigh gaps.
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Why would someone willingly do this
Is this an effective core workout or an injury waiting to happen ?
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