Psycho/freak
Joined February 2026
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The black kids at school were making fun of my new ASICS by calling them “dad shoes”
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I was gonna watch this but since Hunter Schafer doesn't have a penis anymore I could care less
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In 9th grade, we had to make an anti-bullying video. I got paired with 2 Mexicans and an autistic Black kid. The Mexicans rob him, he runs to me yelling “OFFICUHH, DEM MEXICANS STOLE MY BAG!” and I get into a shootout with them. I do a badass roll-and-shoot, kill the last guy, then die when he falls on me with his knife. The video ends with the Black kid looting my body and stealing my wallet.
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The cultural bridge between Mexican men and fat white girls is their love for Looney Tunes t-shirts.
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lmao the voice at the end im dead XD
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Moonwalking everywhere I go after Michael Jackson sexually assaults me because it gives me a sense of control over my assailant
In 9th grade, we had to make an anti-bullying video. I got paired with 2 Mexicans and an autistic Black kid. The Mexicans rob him, he runs to me yelling “OFFICUHH, DEM MEXICANS STOLE MY BAG!” and I get into a shootout with them. I do a badass roll-and-shoot, kill the last guy, then die when he falls on me with his knife. The video ends with the Black kid looting my body and stealing my wallet.
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I crossed the street to avoid a black guy the other day and he crossed the street to confront me. I yelled "NIGGA THIS IS A ROBBERY!" Suddenly some autist ran up and said "actually the black man has to rob you for this to be funny." So me and the black guy robbed him instead.
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The best time to troon out was five years ago. The second best time is now.
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I’ve been stealing my wife’s clothes, staring into the mirror and singing ‘Reflection’ from Mulan to myself as I whimper and cry.
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Told The Bull my kids have a nut allergy, so any candy with nuts is a no-go for Halloween. He responded by pulling out his balls, slapped me across the mouth with them and said, “Looks like nuts make your lips swell too, cracker.”
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Needless to say, he lost. Disqualified. According to the doc, the boy had a nervous breakdown. Wish I could cry my way out of my outta shit. Im sorry Im just ventin. My last two boys were duds so I had high hopes for this one.
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Texted this to my wife's boyfriend after I overheard him yelling at her and he cancelled my Fortnite Crew subscription.
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