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The Howling Manor
Joined October 2025
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Texted this to my wife's boyfriend after I overheard him yelling at her and he cancelled my Fortnite Crew subscription.
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My first fight was Day 2 of kindergarten. A kid told me I was never seeing my mommy and daddy again so I slapped him and he hit me so hard I flew out of my Velcro Batman sneakers.
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Showed the retarded kid “hood bitches twerk off compilation” and the next day he showed up to school in a gold chain and a durag.
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I’d walk through the infernos of a hundred Palisades fires for a woman who loves me exactly as I am, provided she’s nineteen, quiet, thin, and unaware of what I do here on Twitter.
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My dad once lied about having experience to get a side job as a dogcatcher. He quit on his first day after a golden retriever bit his penis.
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They say a dog is the only listener who hears your deepest flaws and mistakes without judging you. I poured my heart out to my dog and found him trying to tie his leash to the doorknob.
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Imagine being a little 9 year old nigga in the projects in 2002. You were lucky enough to rent Shrek on DVD. Your auntie starts rubbing your shit when Smash Mouth starts playing.
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This guy shingled my roof in June. Tons of OSHA violations.
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real.
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Your honor I would like to plead the tits... I mean the fifth.
TYLER ROBINSON'S PARENTS ARRIVE AT COURT
Tyler Robinson's parents arrive at the 4th District Court in Provo, Utah, for today's pre-trial conference in the Charlie Kirk murder case.
Judge Tony Graf is expected to hear proposed timelines at the 1PM hearing.
@TaylerUSA | @TPUSA
‘I demand these proceedings be declared a mistrial! The judge presiding over this matter has clearly been oogling the defendant’s mother’s breasts and barely paying attention to how we’ve argued our case!’
Dragging his eyes away from those tig ol’ bitties ‘What’s-huh? Shut up fаggot’ he bangs his gavel and says ‘I declare the boy innocent on all counts’ while he winks at Mrs. Robinson as she tearfully stands and hugs her son.
TYLER ROBINSON'S PARENTS ARRIVE AT COURT
Tyler Robinson's parents arrive at the 4th District Court in Provo, Utah, for today's pre-trial conference in the Charlie Kirk murder case.
Judge Tony Graf is expected to hear proposed timelines at the 1PM hearing.
@TaylerUSA | @TPUSA
All this and it was supposedly just ‘emotional cheating’?
Even if it was full blown adultery this is kind of ridiculous as a response. Is he just going to kill himself, like what the fuck is he supposed to do now?
