Pumpkins in the grave

Joined March 2026
Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
"Attack of the Clones is bad...because it just is, OK?"
Si necesitas que te expliquen porque el ataque de los clones es posiblemente uno de los peores blockbusters jamás concebidos no tienes pensamiento crítico propio.
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"Mine faster"
“omg did u know children mine cobalt” “omg that’s actually so sad” “wait like what even is cobalt” “it’s like… omg Ben just texted me” “OMGGGG WHAT DID HE SAY” “he just said hey” “omg”
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Basically what Aristotle would refer to as "natural slavery"
This is what teachers think about your white sons if you have them in public schools
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Replying to @FromKulak
The woke left is mad Padme didn’t get an abortion
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They take away the foreskin to take away the foresight
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Button that does something
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
“I’m something of an addict…” “Yeah man you need to stop drinking and smoking so much” “An addict for love…”
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Real gooning has never been tried
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What insinuation? That fat people are evil?
Disgusting insinuation in this campaign. Absolutely appalling @MayorofLondon @TfL @ACT
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Wolfgang has no friends, only interests
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
Dracula, we’re talking about my bride here for Christ’s sake, you monster mashed her, I watched you do it.
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“Ill call it… Pirate Ninja”
project hail mary is probably fine idk i haven’t seen/read it, but i read the author’s debut novel and it made me homicidally angry
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Wolfgang of Shackleford retweeted
James Bond? As in BONDED....to Israel? With stocks and BONDS?
I’m just throwing this out there… @MarkBrahmin and I had a conversation about James Bond years ago. 007 — Seven is the Sabbath, when Yahweh appears in the Bible. Double-0 — A “double” or Doppelgänger of Bond’s first adversary, “Le Chiffre,” explicitly identified as Jewish in the book, the cipher or zero. James — originates in Hebrew as “Jacob,” which will become “Israel.” Bond — Is James “bonded” to Israel? “Bond” is also a name for a financial instrument, which only adds to what I’m suggesting. Alcohol and cigarettes (fire) — Dionysus and Yahweh? Was Ian Fleming an esotericist or initiate? As always, this could be chalked up to coincidence, or perhaps an unconscious manifestation. But we should countenance the possibility that James Bond is coded as Jewish—a “secret agent,” if you will.
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Finally some common sense
Replying to @Feyd3887 @indexred
Most of movie are mid as fuck aspect empire and new hope Return of the Jedi was looky gas’s
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A woman just popped put of a sewer grate and said, “I’m the reason you can’t have this.”
I thought this was a joke OH MY GOD
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The woman in this video is not Hila Klein. It is a satirical TikTok by @failedaburtion of someone painting Stars of David captioned as her healing after the affair. variety.com/2026/digital/n…
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New yorkers when they get nu- I can’t do this anymore
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Will you still place your bet Gainst the gayborhood threat
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What if instead of sending people emails the government sent people females.
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